30-11-2015, 06:33 PM
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Senior Citizen
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Bribie Island
Posts: 5,068
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sconesbie
A young lad handed in his school homework about his dog. The teacher said to him "that story is exactly like your brothers". The lad replied "it's because it's the same bloody dog".
Paddy placed a for sale ad about his pet python. A response come through "is it a big one". Paddy replied "oh yes, quite large". The reply was "how many feet"? Paddy replied "it's a snake, it doesn't have any".
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