|
In the American deep south, a teacher says to young Johnny, "Johnny, give me a sentence that includes the word 'I' ".
Johnny thinks for a moment then proudly blurts out.... "I is..."
Teacher butts in and corrects him with.... "Johnny, it's not I is, it's I am!"
Johnny look surorised before continuing... "Ok miss, 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet' "
|