This could be a true story, but it is not.
About 20 klms out of Tabulam old Spanners vintage model T ran out of fuel.
Harry pulled over in his very hot v8 Ford and hooked up Spanners old car for a tow into town.
They quietly rolled along for about 10 klms when from behind came Duck in his very hot v8 holden.
He tore past and flattened the throttle.
Harry forgot he was towing Spanner and accelerated after Duck.
They raced over the one lane wood bridge over the Clarence River Tabulam at 100 klms/hr over the 40 klms limit.
Two Of the locals saw them and one said "Dam Duck and Harry speeding again"
"Yes" the other replied "but what about old Spanner blowing his horn and trying to pass on the one lane bridge".
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