haha sorry about the fall mate!!
your toothpaste story reminds me of a uni friend of mine, we were staying at his holiday house and he got a really sunburnt face, he stumbled around the bathroom looking for a moisturizer and applied it a few times - I had never seen anyone pump so much cream into their face. about half an hour later he was "what was that stuff?? my face is on fire" turns out he was applying that cream for excessive dead skin on your feet! hahaha
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