I've got a science PhD - and I understood about 2% of that!
Never mind, there's a cunning website which will write your paper for you:
http://pdos.csail.mit.edu/scigen/
In fact, the 3 of us on this thread have just authored this robust, ready-to-submit paper:
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Contrasting Gigabit Switches and the Location-Identity Split Using CoolPinax
Deanm, AlexN and Xelasnave
Abstract
"The hardware and architecture method to Markov models is defined not only by the investigation of RPCs, but also by the compelling need for DHTs [1,2,3,4]. Here, we show the construction of linked lists, which embodies the unfortunate principles of artificial intelligence. Despite the fact that such a hypothesis might seem perverse, it fell in line with our expectations. In order to solve this quagmire, we disconfirm not only that redundancy and reinforcement learning [5] can synchronize to surmount this grand challenge, but that the same is true for operating systems".
http://scigen.csail.mit.edu/scicache...lexN.Deanm.pdf
Got that?!
Dean