Maccas is locally known as the Bogan Coffee Club

Order your carp coffee wearing ugg boots and a hoodie. KEWL!
Changing topic. Driving through the local coffee bar strip yesterday, I spy a guy and his wife sitting on the chairs, pulled away from the table facing the road where everyone could see them, both with sweaters drapped over their shoulders 1970's country club style, looking highly pretentious. Yes, such a wonderful, chique, sophisticated look to be sitting roadside drinking your coffee whilst pretending to sell your shares on the stockmarket, all the while sucking up bulk carbon monoxide and looking like a right toss.
They must have been from Toorak