I wonder how "fat" and unstable the new wonder freak particles will become?
What the physics community should do is invest several hundred trillion dollars into a super accelerator with a circumference of say 14000 km and search for the elusive strange Freak Fat Zoson (FFZ). An extremely fat particle - perhaps the size of a golf ball that is very unstable only lasting for 1.004 Planck times and then disintegrating into a heap of other fat slob particles which decay into detectable transient junk. Particle Physicists are the modern day Magician Priests
Paul Dirac would be turning in his grave watching them practicing scientific research