I once really went overboard filling our bin , full of dirt and rocks and sheepishly put it out front convinced the council truck wouldn't lift it ,
Through the night i woke up to a crashing sound down the street , I eventually saw a yoof kicking bins over as he wandered up the street then lost sight of him,,then out of the darkness he sprinted with a big flying kick to my bin ,,the sucker didn't move an inch and he fell in a crumpled heap on the road before hobbling off into the night
