Well being a cat person I'll leave the pussy jokes alone
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That said, my late father bought one of those electric "scooter" thangs "just in case"..........he only used it a few times, I think more for the fun of it before he died, but he once said that it must have been akin to what submariners experienced as they silently stalked their prey, sneaking up on the unwary...................think, Run Silent, Run Deep.
