I have known about this phenomena for years but no one ever believed me. Thank God that at last eyes are being opened. Of course the advent of plastic tender should have changed the "inner state" but the opposite has occurred. This of course is "The Great Paradox" manifest on tiny little Earth. As the female population increases one would expect the additional mass generated by their personal gravity sinks to manifest itself in a gradual shift in the Earths orbit, but not so. The reason why the balance is maintained is a complementing loss of mass through the laundries of, believe it or not, the average suburban house. Where does this mass end up? Planet Sox, that's where, an inward collapsing mass of foot attire characterised by the fact that there are NO MATCHING PAIRS!
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