The news that there may not be black holes came as a great shock to me. You see I know that there are such things in nature. In fact there is a small one about 10 meters away. See picture. Objects that go past it's event horizon can be retrieved but the means of that retrieval is still a mystery to scientific and male community. It seems that a female can do it with no mathematics at all. But try as we may we men with the aid of higher mathematics, quantum mechanics, astrology, pleading have no hope