An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery. He had insisted that his own son, a renowned surgeon, should perform the operation. As he was about to go under anaesthetic, he asked to speak to his son.
"Yes, Dad , what is it?"
"Don't be nervous, son; do your best, and just remember, if it doesn't go well,
if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife."
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