Hi Rom,
I think you have had a few too many of those red liquids.
Everyone knows the moon is green cheese. I know this for a fact. When the aliens abducted me we rode on their saucer to the moon. It was all green cheese.
From the moon I could see all of the North Pole. There is no Father Christmas there. No where for his workshop. The magical Easter Bunny was viewing with me and he told me so too.
You'll have to excuse me. The nice lady in white has to give me the pills to stop the alien infections.
Cheers
PS The nice lady agrees with me. THE MOON IS GREEN CHEESE. OK!!!
