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Originally Posted by frolinmod
In my opinion you're all getting free product support and you're grousing because you don't understand how to effectively and efficiently utilize it. 
Are you unprofessional, angry, passive aggressive, lazy and unprepared? I see a job opportunity here. For a significant per-case fee, I propose to take your telephone calls 24/7/365 at your convenience, properly reproduce and document your problem to the hilt, stroke your ego and make you feel smart, then submit a professionally prepared high impact problem report on your behalf that will get immediate Bisque Bros attention. I will answer Daniel's incessant questions that frequently belie a disturbing lack of reading comprehension, deal with suggestions and derails from the peanut gallery while taking absolutely no prisoners as I follow up relentlessly business day after business day in contemporaneous Colorado USA time until your problem is fully resolved. What a concept. I could become rich and famous. By the way, most of the time I am the peanut gallery.  |
Hehe, not oft said this way, but sooo true
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