[ballaratdragons (Ken)]

It was her wedding day and she was nervous.

She was worried about her new husbands friends coming over to visit at their new house all the time, how to make him slow down on his silly hobbies, how to slow his drinking.

While her girlfriends were doing the finishing touches to her hair she thought of a way to calm herself down. She started thinking of the good things she was about to see:

<b>The Aisle</b> - She pictured herself walking down the magnificent Aisle lined with flowers.

<b>The Alter</b> - She pictured the huge Alter with gold and Angels.

<b>The Hymn </b>- She hummed her favorite Hymn that would be playing as she walked down the Aisle.

It was time!

As she walked down the Aisle she started getting very nervous and wondered if she was doing the right thing.

Then she remembered her three calming thoughts!

There she goes, down through the church thinking of the magnificent Aisle, the huge Alter, The lovely Hymn.

"Aisle, . . . Alter, . . . Hymn,"

"Aisle, Alter, Hymn"

"I'll Alter Him"

I'll alter him!