[Volans]

"Dr. Smith, are you sure we can do this?"
"Of course I'm sure, my boy, we can use the 4mm eyepiece with the 3x Barlow and that will help us see through this blasted fog!"
"Dr. Smith, you are using the..."
"Shut up you bubble headed booby, I know exactly what I'm doing!"
"Robot, can I take a photo of that moon?"
"Danger, danger...there is danger Will Robinson...the telescope is not polar aligned!"
"Fiddle sticks...never fear...Smith is here!"


"Spock, what do you make of this?"
"Scanners indicate an optical device, captain."
"Optical?...hmmm...is it spying on us?"
"Negative, captain!"
"How can you be so sure, Spock?"
"Logic....it still has the lens cap on. Ask our two opticians."
"Of course...Celeste, Ron...what do you make of this?"
"It is not im-MEADE-iately obvious captian."



Peter.