A Brave Man wrote this ... !!!!

[FlashDrive]

:D A young boy ask his Mother .... Mum, why are wedding dresses always ' White '

The Mother looks at her boy and say's:.. Well Son ...It's to show friends and relatives that the Bride is ' pure '....!!

So the little boy thanks his Mum and toddles off to double check with his Father.

On finding his Father he asks him ...Hey Dad .... Why are Wedding dresses always 'White'

Dad looks at his boy and say's ... that's easy son... All kitchen ' appliances ' come in ' White' :rofl:

A very ' brave' Man would say this .....:rolleyes:

One more:

A young boy came home and told his Mother ... I had to give up my seat today on the bus for a Lady.

Mum replied ...Well you did a good thing today to give up your seat son.

Boy replies ... but I was sitting on Daddy's lap. :D

Flash :D

[Stardrifter_WA]

:rofl:

[taminga16]

One for the Ladies.

Wife asks her Husband "How many women have you slept with"?
He replies "Only you Darling, with all of the others I was awake".

He will be out of Hospital in about a week, but his nose will have a permanent bump.
Greg.

[taminga16]

Another....

ARGUMENTS
· A woman has the last word in any argument.
· Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

NATURAL
· Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
· Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

AND THE THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

Greg.

[FlashDrive]

Wife say's to her Husband ... What are you doing ...?

Husband .... Nothing ...!!!

Wife say's ...Nothing ....? You've been looking at our marriage certificate for an hour.

Husband ... I'm looking for the ' expiry date ' :D

Flash :D

[Stardrifter_WA]

Wow :eyepop: You guys are game!

[Stardrifter_WA]

Since you started this!


One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried.

"What's the matter?" the bartender asks.

"My wife and I got into a fight," explained the guy "and now she isn't talking to me for a whole 31 days."

The bartender thought about this for a while. "But, isn't it a good thing that she isn't talking to you?" asked the bartender.

"Yeah, except today is the last day." :D

[jenchris]

Wife asks her Husband "How many women have you slept with"?
He replies "Only you Darling, with all of the others I was awake"
She arches one brow and says "Were they?"

[Stardrifter_WA]

Ten reasons why a man should have dogs instead of a wife:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

Hmmm, you can see why I am not married :lol: :rofl: Cynical as!

[FlashDrive]

Awesome .. :rofl:

[brian nordstrom]

:thumbsup: Ha ha , very good ! ,
I brought my wife a TV Pronto ,,,,, The dog was bummed out .:rofl:
Brian.

[Jen]

:lol::lol::lol: WAS a brave man :rofl:

[Hagar]

Queensland Charm School
.

Two informally dressed ladies happened to start-up a conversation during
an endless wait in Townsville's airport.

The first lady was an arrogant Toorak matron married to a wealthy
business man.

The second was a well-mannered woman from Kelso in Townsville .

When the conversation centered on whether they had any children, the
Yarrawonga woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my husband
built a beautiful mansion for me."

The lady from Kelso commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"


The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband
bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz.


Again, the lady from Kelso commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"


The first woman continued boasting, "Then, when my third child was born,
my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet.


Yet again, the Kelso lady commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"


The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for
you when you had your first child?"


"My husband sent me to charm school," declared the Kelso lady.


"Charm school?" the first woman cried, "Oh, my Lord! What on earth
for?"


The Kelso lady responded, "Well as an example... instead of saying, "Who
gives a ****?", I learned to say, "Well, isn't that precious . . . . "

[Jen]

:lol::lol::lol: lol Doug :rofl:

[taminga16]

And you can put a dog into the boot of your car and drive around for an hour and when you let it out it will still love you....Try doing that with your wife!

[Stardrifter_WA]

Oh, and another thing, a dog will lay "silently" besides you while you observe; while watching TV or while reading the paper! :rofl:

[jenchris]

Sailor says to his mate, "have you got anynudie pics of your missus?"
The young and newly married tar replies. "No way!"
Old salt looks at him and smiles , "do you want some?"

[FlashDrive]

:rofl:

Flash.

[blink138]

im going staight to hell for this........
why do woman have small feet?
so that they can stand closer to the sink!
pat

[FlashDrive]

Pat ... you are a ' brave ' man :face:

Flash :D

[Stardrifter_WA]

Hey Pat! I though you were already in hell! Your married, aren't you :question:

[blink138]

this IS the clincher...... hell here i come!
a woman is standing naked in front of the mirror with her husband close by
in a very dejected tone she says out loud "look at me, im fat, ugly and everything is touching the ground" she spins around and with a little more venom in her voice proclaims to her not interested husband "why dont you compliment me on anything!!!" to which he looks up and says "ok.... so you have good eyesight!"
pat

[blink138]

ha ha steve thats a cracker, i cant get the mental picture out of my head,(the latter scenario) they have got no shame have they! (dogs not the missus,obviously)
pat

[Stardrifter_WA]

Hey Pat, hell won't be so bad mate.............that's were all the naughty girls go anyway! :D

[Exfso]

Steve, that is a ripper, near wet myself laughing, also trying to visualise one's other half lying in the driveway on her back wetting herself. A scary thought really....:eyepop:

[jenchris]

Men seem to do that in the toilet - "WC? What WC? I thought that was what the little rug was for"