A new word game

[traveller]

Clearly IIS members enjoy their word games. How about a new game?
Putting new meanings into existing words?

This was done before I am sure, but here are some ideas

Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent.
Negligent, adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.
Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp.
Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.
Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.
Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline.
Testicle, n. A humorous question on an exam.
Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
Pokemon, n. A Rastafarian proctologist.

Time to fire up those neurons...
Bo

[big_dav_2001]

Arterya place where art is displayed
Diarrhea a daily written account of ones life
Female-> male sex change operation: Adadictomy
Dav
:cheers:

[taminga16]

SH*TZU. A zoo without any animals.

[Mliss]

:rofl: :rofl::rofl: genius! did you just make these up Bo?

i'll have to think of some...

[traveller]

Circumscribe, a Jewish writer ;)

[Stardrifter_WA]

:lol:Orion - Ionised Cookie :P (as in Oreo cookies) Hey, I tried

[Stardrifter_WA]

Errant - A mistaken ant :D

[big_dav_2001]

Illegal A sick bird

[GTB_an_Owl]

Capitulate - take a photo of someone wearing a Cap


geoff

[GTB_an_Owl]

Hominoid - an angry man

[GTB_an_Owl]

Republican - someone who recycles cans

geoff

[TrevorW]

Circumcision- to go around in circles without making a decision

[Mliss]

Volcanist - someone who speaks Vulcan

Wizard - when you're running late and really need to go

[GTB_an_Owl]

payment - an excuse for an overdue bill

[GTB_an_Owl]

forest - a bed

[GTB_an_Owl]

began - someone who only eats honey

[GTB_an_Owl]

popsicle - a disease grandfathers get

[bartman]

This is hillairious ( a hill high up in the air)!
Not sure if this will fit:
Bob - man with no legs or arms floating in a pool.
Bartman ( a dyslexic boy who is a brat and thinks he is a man....)
(BTW love the Began, forest, payment, vulcanist....arrrgh all of them :) )

[TrevorW]

ornithopter

a large traffic policeman

pedigree

a well educated animal

peerless

an area where ships cannot berth

[traveller]

Diesel fitter. A man buying clothes for his wife.
Bo

[AstralTraveller]

orthodox: medical practitioners who specialise in bones
conundrum: to fool a percussion instrument

[GTB_an_Owl]

shaggy - a male escort

[GTB_an_Owl]

bonafides: the act of a dog burying a bone

[GTB_an_Owl]

notice: water at room temperature

[GTB_an_Owl]

formidable: a career criminal

[GTB_an_Owl]

passion: giving off an electrical charge

[GTB_an_Owl]

rotweiller: a politician, nincompoop, dolt

[GTB_an_Owl]

percussionist: someone who makes pillows and cushions to order

[GTB_an_Owl]

proactive: goes out with ladies of the night

[GTB_an_Owl]

medicinal: a group of doctors

[GTB_an_Owl]

fetishes: fish with feet

[GTB_an_Owl]

favourite: a crook leg

[TrevorW]

mutilate

a speachless person behind schedule

[GTB_an_Owl]

occasion: aussie surfing trip to Bali

[GTB_an_Owl]

mortgage: the years between age 25 and 65

[GTB_an_Owl]

gathering: an engagement party

[GTB_an_Owl]

pleasant: throwing your crumbs out in the back yard

[GTB_an_Owl]

obliterate: road toll statistics for under 25's

[Mliss]

go Geoff go!

I'm at this point, more than happy just to watch...

:scared3:

:rofl:

[GTB_an_Owl]

i'm sorry i started :computer:

[traveller]

I think the word should be CONVICTION :lol:
Keep it up Geoff, you are obviously enjoying this :thumbsup:
Bo

[TrevorW]

infusion

someone who is in the fusion in crowd

woodcock

someone who is feeling a bit stiff

[GTB_an_Owl]

forlorn: chinese translation for "motor mower"

[GTB_an_Owl]

troubleshoot: a faulty firearm or a policeman's gun

[GTB_an_Owl]

stiffness: a dead Loch Ness monster

[GTB_an_Owl]

fasteners: people who count to ten by 5's

[GTB_an_Owl]

movement: a footpath covered in dog crap

[TrevorW]

forum

someone who prefers rum over wine or beer

[Stardrifter_WA]

Coffee: One who is coughed upon. :P

[Stardrifter_WA]

History (hi story) : Penthouse :P :D

[Stardrifter_WA]

Minimum: Small mum :lol:

[Stardrifter_WA]

Maximum : Big Momma :P:lol:

[traveller]

Bangkok: turnstyle at a strip club...
:doh::doh:

[Stardrifter_WA]

Airplane: Clean air :screwy:

[GTB_an_Owl]

propaganda: real goose

[GTB_an_Owl]

forethought: foreplay for over 60's

[GTB_an_Owl]

sundry: eco friendly clothes dryer

[GTB_an_Owl]

farrow: an arrow that goes a long way

[GTB_an_Owl]

pessimist: a bad fog

[GTB_an_Owl]

classical: classroom in Iceland

[GTB_an_Owl]

postscript: sign on a telegraph pole

[GTB_an_Owl]

polite: a street light

[GTB_an_Owl]

concave: where crooks hang out

[GTB_an_Owl]

pastime: how long it takes you to turn around after you have missed your turn-off

[GTB_an_Owl]

staple: an apple that is too high in the tree to pick

[GTB_an_Owl]

triple: people that fall over all the time

[GTB_an_Owl]

safest: women talking over the back fence

[GTB_an_Owl]

capitalist: a list typed with caps lock on

[bartman]

Mmmmm me thinks Geoff is a linguist........
Well done keep going!

Cromagnom - Black Bird with a gun
Megalodon - head honcho at Uni
Mammoth - Queen of the Moths

Bartman

[GTB_an_Owl]

i like mammoth Bart - i like mammoth

i'm running on empty - better go do a few crosswords for inspiration

[bartman]

hehehe Geoff,
Crosswords - words that are angry

BTW love the cryptic crosswords.... thats why I like this thread

[GTB_an_Owl]

now that wasn't fair Bart!

[TrevorW]

I think Geoff's got a link to a site

astronomer

star no more

[GTB_an_Owl]

no sorry Trev - no cheating here

not even looked at a dictionary yet

[GTB_an_Owl]

now for your Astronomer Trev - i would have had something slightly different

Astronomer: reflection of stars on the water or star over the sea

[GTB_an_Owl]

copious: do what we do

[GTB_an_Owl]

wisdom: flash website

[GTB_an_Owl]

offshoot: fail to hit the target

[GTB_an_Owl]

fastidious: a speeding driver

[GTB_an_Owl]

fortunate: singing for your supper

[GTB_an_Owl]

petulant: an ant farm

[GTB_an_Owl]

Suffragette: burns from a jet engine

[GTB_an_Owl]

mutilation: someone in the family you don't talk to

[GTB_an_Owl]

platonic: having your hair done to make you feel better

[GTB_an_Owl]

catastrophe: award given for the best video of a cat sitting on a fence singing to the moon

[GTB_an_Owl]

plausible: music that makes you want to clap in time with

[TrevorW]

wordy

geoff playing this game;) :D

twat

a twit who didn't hear you the first time

aerosol

a floating spirit

[GTB_an_Owl]

kerosene: a guest on the Kerri-anne morning show

[GTB_an_Owl]

substitute: a dual cab ute

[GTB_an_Owl]

twitter: a silly woman

[GTB_an_Owl]

extreme: a dry creek bed

[TrevorW]

facebook

a demensia patients facial recognition and memory device

[TrevorW]

farsical

a long way to go to get an icy pole

[GTB_an_Owl]

sordid: been there - done that

[GTB_an_Owl]

thats it - keep it up Trev

motivate me to find more

i liked the twat one by the way

geoff

[GTB_an_Owl]

potato: shoot yourself in the foot

[TrevorW]

erosion

particle bonding

[GTB_an_Owl]

simplicity: the area in a mall where all the phone vendors are

[TrevorW]

sewage

a crappy age to be

or earnings of little substance

or to sight a dog wagging his tail

[GTB_an_Owl]

habitat: your favourite hat

[TrevorW]

sealant

an insect that claps its antennae

[GTB_an_Owl]

system: assist/help somebody

[GTB_an_Owl]

polarise: tree growing in a forest

[GTB_an_Owl]

kindred: fear of the mother in-law coming to visit

[traveller]

Beacon: what's left after a Rasfertarian has finished his beer.

[GTB_an_Owl]

cancer: a yes man

[TrevorW]

particle

a sensitive golf score

[GTB_an_Owl]

titillate: babies nite time feed

[GTB_an_Owl]

i'll match your particle Trev

particle: 6" tap in for par

[TrevorW]

ottoman

a soft hairy person that is often used as a source of comfort

[TrevorW]

barstool

a unknown person who will buy you a drink without argument

[GTB_an_Owl]

transgress: dress as a tranvestite

[GTB_an_Owl]

alternative use of Trev's word ottaman

ottoman: garbage collector

[traveller]

Mandate: word games between Trevor and Geoff :lol:

[GTB_an_Owl]

yes - every one else seems to have given up Bo

we need more participants

[GTB_an_Owl]

participant: undressing - take your pants off

[GTB_an_Owl]

pretext: Warnie's version of foreplay

[GTB_an_Owl]

topic: pedicure

[GTB_an_Owl]

caretaker: car thief

[GTB_an_Owl]

have i done this one before?

bitumen: man hater

[GTB_an_Owl]

cancel: recognition given to a salesman for 20 years service

[TrevorW]

force

a quartet of oracles

[GTB_an_Owl]

chromosome: a chook house

[TrevorW]

sheriff

a nasty divorce

[GTB_an_Owl]

cardigan: car broke down again

[TrevorW]

hormone

-fill this one in yourself

[TrevorW]

vino

a protest against alien invasion

[GTB_an_Owl]

soil: very sick

[GTB_an_Owl]

i'm up to the challenge Trev

hormone: proceeds from prostitution ( or a man's cunning kick )

[TrevorW]

spoil

to spill oil

season

offspring conceived while swimming

[GTB_an_Owl]

totalisation: national head count

[TrevorW]

hormone

an overworked hooker

[TrevorW]

heroin

a hero waiting to help you

[GTB_an_Owl]

suspend: a suspicious death

[traveller]

Social media: alcoholic beverages.
Social medium: someone who is tipsy and drunk.

Where are all the others?

[GTB_an_Owl]

formidable: your drivers license

[TrevorW]

form-id-able

a permit which approves your mental capability

"bit of a two horse race Geoff, obviously we are mental giants"

[GTB_an_Owl]

well - MENTAL - anyway

[GTB_an_Owl]

togetherness: New Zealand expedition to capture the Loch Ness monster

[TrevorW]

mental

a tall man

[GTB_an_Owl]

freeway: scales in the chemist shop ( do they still have them? )

[GTB_an_Owl]

pattern: your go on the karaoke machine

[TrevorW]

ewe-turn

social activity on the NZ expedition

[TrevorW]

coalescing

group singalong while drinking a few beers

[Rick Petrie]

Modem
An exclamation after finishing the lawns.

[Rick Petrie]

dressage
An old skirt.

[TrevorW]

forestry

a wooded place to nap

[GTB_an_Owl]

thats the way Rick - join in

[GTB_an_Owl]

beastieality: living on the east coast

[GTB_an_Owl]

chaos: tea from China or India

[GTB_an_Owl]

i like forestry

[TrevorW]

orifice

uncertain choice(state) of matter

[TrevorW]

fungal

someone worthy of your attention

(can't remember if you did this one)

[TrevorW]

constrain

a ride that takes you nowhere and costs you your lifes savings

[GTB_an_Owl]

depression: French for button

[GTB_an_Owl]

passion: hand me down

[GTB_an_Owl]

cataracts: circus lion acts

[GTB_an_Owl]

topical: preserved fruit/foods/pickles

[GTB_an_Owl]

ransom: marathon winner

[GTB_an_Owl]

toot: temperature over 30 degrees

[Rick Petrie]

taboo
A scary bet

[TrevorW]

pickup

a tough date that can carry a lot

or

a miners working motion

[Rick Petrie]

Directory
A woeful church residence

[Rick Petrie]

Budget
A female bird

[TrevorW]

sodem

a dirty paper measurement

[GTB_an_Owl]

bob: an English policeman

[TrevorW]

tide

a neat person

[GTB_an_Owl]

camera: Hotrod era

[TrevorW]

behold

a place where bees live

sandwich

a weathered mother in law

[bartman]

Team - nice Tea

[TrevorW]

confusion

another cold fusion scam

[TrevorW]

plebiscite

a newcomer to this site

[GTB_an_Owl]

tangle: a bronzed aussie girl

[TrevorW]

mundane

a congenial norseman

[Stardrifter_WA]

Chocolatier

An ear worth nibbling on. :D

[TrevorW]

good one Peter

luminosity

no city lights

[GTB_an_Owl]

ideal: my turn to deal the cards

[GTB_an_Owl]

prefix: fix it before it breaks

[GTB_an_Owl]

prelate: early

[GTB_an_Owl]

condom: scammers web site

[GTB_an_Owl]

simple: take the sim card out of your phone

[TrevorW]

pilot

your piece of land is 3.141592653589793238462643383279502 88419716939937510582097494459230781 64062862089986280348253421170679 82148086513282306647093844609550582 23172535940812848111745028410270193 852110555964462294895493038196 44288109756659334461284756482337867 83165271201909145648566923460348610 454326648213393607260249141273, square meters in size

[GTB_an_Owl]

plasma: ask your mother nicely for something or clean your room up

[TrevorW]

farther

a gaseous woman

[TrevorW]

meander

me and her

[TrevorW]

barrack

a place to store metal rod

[TrevorW]

assume

ass you me

bungle

she is broken

[bartman]

:thumbsup::D
Thats a good one!!!!!
Like it a lot x pi squared!
Bartman

[TrevorW]

simpleton

907.1847kg if short or 1016.047kg if long, not 1000kg

[bartman]

Thats true, but what if it was simply a ton????

Costume - 'cause between you and me, there is no space........

Bartman
ps i quite like this one myself :P:P:P snigger snigger

[TrevorW]

impair

an invisible child who gets up to mischief

border

love making

[GTB_an_Owl]

myriad: spouse wanted add

[GTB_an_Owl]

typical: count how many words you have typed

[GTB_an_Owl]

calamity: phone a friend

[Screwdriverone]

Hardhat: A condom

[Screwdriverone]

Petrochemical: A Spanish Pharmacy

[Screwdriverone]

Synchronicity: The place where all manual gearboxes come from....

[Screwdriverone]

Julia Gillard: What an untruthful, overweight fish is called by his Hispanic friends

(OK, its a stretch, but work with me here ;))

[Screwdriverone]

Plea Bargain: Only having to ask your wife once for sex....

[TrevorW]

feeble

a bell chiming fee

beast

easterley heading

[TrevorW]

telescope

a range of TV's

trial

to sample beer

[GTB_an_Owl]

playwright: get on with the other kids

[GTB_an_Owl]

consort: delete the scam emails from your inbox

[GTB_an_Owl]

piston: drank till the early hours of the morning

[GTB_an_Owl]

favorable: willing to do/accept favors

[GTB_an_Owl]

pirate: judge the pie competition

[Rick Petrie]

OWL
Make a sound like a dog, or in deep pain.

[GTB_an_Owl]

now why didn't i think of that one Rick :)

[GTB_an_Owl]

postpone: hitching rail for ponies

[GTB_an_Owl]

compass: event/show/game ticket

[GTB_an_Owl]

soluble: picture of the sun from the hubble telescope

[GTB_an_Owl]

fantasize: as big as a bottle of "Fanta"

[mishku]

Freezer: to liberate a lady

[mishku]

Prism: corrective custodial care for criminal photons

(too abstract?)

[Rick Petrie]

Or a complete rear end.

[TrevorW]

arsenite

fill in meaning I'm not game

[traveller]

Photon: 999 kg
Tachyon: something you find in a $2 shop
(and one for Trevor) Arsenic: colorectal surgery :D

[mishku]

Haha Bo, I thought arsenic was a sore bottom! :D

[TrevorW]

piston

the result of drinking to much

[TrevorW]

sourpuss

an foul tasting cat

[GTB_an_Owl]

lets get back to a REAL word game

Bombastic: joy stick in a b52 bomber

[GTB_an_Owl]

forum: ? who was that for again

[GTB_an_Owl]

correlation: close relation

[traveller]

Resurrection: Viagra.

[TrevorW]

bewilder

totally barbarous

[TrevorW]

flamboyant

a soldier ant thats really a queen

flam-boy-ant

flam; means a lie, falsehood

[TrevorW]

input

a golfers green delight

[TrevorW]

carton

a vehicular weight

[GTB_an_Owl]

portrait: the rich get richer and the poor get poorer

[TrevorW]

scintillate

getting up to no good at all hours

[TrevorW]

sarong

so wrong

[TrevorW]

satin

to sit indoors

[bartman]

satan
Southern Australian Tan

[bartman]

wearing one now....not so wrong when its comfortably on...

[TrevorW]

planch

just short of a ranch

[TrevorW]

invent

to let air in

[TrevorW]

callous

to contact a group

[GTB_an_Owl]

penchant: some one find me a pen that works!

[GTB_an_Owl]

category: squished cat on the road

[TrevorW]

catastrophe

a feline stargaser up a tree

or

a stuffed cat on a mantlepiece

cat as trophe

[Screwdriverone]

Catalogue : What your precious little feline punches out onto your expensive rug.

[Mliss]

HHAHHAHAHAHAH :rofl::rofl::rofl::lol:

sorry, nothing to add, exit stage left.

[TrevorW]

catatonic

a medicine derived from processed cat

[Screwdriverone]

Wardbrobe (from Stardrifter Peter in Mel's Word association game)

Where you keep your best mate's clothes....:)

[TrevorW]

indecent

the act of going down

[bartman]

ascent
A smell arising from the nether regions....

[TrevorW]

barbituate

something nibbly you ate while knocking back a beer in the pub

[TrevorW]

heart

male portrait

[TrevorW]

dragon

hooning pastime