For cat lovers..

[iceman]

Theoatmeal.com (http://theoatmeal.com) does some very funny stuff.

I bought his book (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1449401163/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=miksal-20&linkCode=as2&camp=217145&creative=399369&creativeASIN=1449401163) recently, some good stuff in there.

Here's a few cat ones that I LOL'd at this morning, thought I'd share:
- Cat vs Internet (http://theoatmeal.com/comics/cat_vs_internet)
- How to Pet a Kitty (http://theoatmeal.com/comics/kitty_pet)
- How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you (http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php)

Funny!

[koputai]

I quite like this cat accessory myself.

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Cheers,
Jason.

[Ric]

They are classic Mike.

Patting kitty is so true.

[TrevorW]

The title threw me

oxymoron

[AdrianF]

How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you (http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php)

All cats want to kill you.....thats why you get in first :D
Runs and hides from all cat lovers:help:

Adrian

[Mliss]

:lol: that "how to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you" is brilliant! :thumbsup:

i have 3 cats, if i'm not here tomorrow...

[bartman]

Thanks Mike!
(cat lover myself)
Found this little snippet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKwGuc1YMy0&NR=1&feature=fvwp) that will have all cat lovers wish they had one!
Bartman

[snowyskiesau]

I recently looked after a friends house for a few days, this mostly involved keeping the cat and dog amused and/or fed (for the dog, one and the same)
The cat seemed impressed with my ancient IBM laptop, considering the keyboard much more comfortable to walk on than the house owners Dell.
It's second most enjoyable (for the cat) activity was to wake me up at least once a night by sitting on my chest and meowing loudly until I responded. It was too dark to see the smirk on the cat's face but I know it was there.

[bartman]

Twas to make sure you were still alive.......
As much as I was appreciative of that fact........I could have done without it on certain recovery sleeps after a big night out.......!!!!!!!
Bartman

[UniPol]

One of many ditties my wife receives from her acquaintances somewhat related to this topic .....



If you want someone who will eat

whatever you put in front of him

and never say it's not quite as good as his mother's


http://au.f1606.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f7469518%5fAKrci2IA AGvSTnmfdQfe%2fWr0q9M&pid=2.2&fid=Inbox&inline=1
then get a dog.

If you want someone always willing to go out,

at any hour,
for as long and wherever you want ....


http://au.f1606.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f7469518%5fAKrci2IA AGvSTnmfdQfe%2fWr0q9M&pid=2.3&fid=Inbox&inline=1
then get a dog.

If you want someone who will
never touch the remote,

doesn't care about football,

and can sit next to you as you
watch romantic movies


http://au.f1606.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f7469518%5fAKrci2IA AGvSTnmfdQfe%2fWr0q9M&pid=2.4&fid=Inbox&inline=1
..then get a dog.

If you want someone who is content

to get on your bed just to warm your feet

and whom you can push off if he snores


http://au.f1606.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f7469518%5fAKrci2IA AGvSTnmfdQfe%2fWr0q9M&pid=2.5&fid=Inbox&inline=1
..then get a dog !

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do,

doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly,
fat or thin, young or old,
who acts as if every word you say is


especially worthy of listening to, and loves
you unconditionally, perpetually ..


http://au.f1606.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f7469518%5fAKrci2IA AGvSTnmfdQfe%2fWr0q9M&pid=2.6&fid=Inbox&inline=1
..then get a dog.

BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone

who will never come when you call,

ignores you totally when you come home,

leaves hair all over the place,
walks all over you,

runs around all night and only comes
home to eat and sleep, and acts as
if your entire existence


is solely to ensure his happiness ...


.
.
.
.http://au.f1606.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f7469518%5fAKrci2IA AGvSTnmfdQfe%2fWr0q9M&pid=2.7&fid=Inbox&inline=1
..then get a cat!

You thought I was gonna say....
marry a man, didn't you?


Send this to all the women you know
to brighten their day.....
Send this to all the men
just to annoy them!

http://au.f1606.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f7469518%5fAKrci2IA AGvSTnmfdQfe%2fWr0q9M&pid=2.8&fid=Inbox&inline=1
You...
http://au.f1606.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f7469518%5fAKrci2IA AGvSTnmfdQfe%2fWr0q9M&pid=2.9&fid=Inbox&inline=1
....have a GREAT Day!!!

[Suzy]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl :

I laughed so hard that my tummy hurt and I got really hot all over :rofl:.

Just last week I was thinking it was time for another feel good cat thread :D
Thanks Mike!

My favourite one and the one I laughed so hard particularly over is the first one: cat vs internet. I can relate to this rather well actually.:sadeyes:

So if you don't mind, may I share with you one of my cat stories regarding cat vs internet?
Here goes (I have two Burmese cats, named Phoebe & Chai)...

It was a good night to observe so out I go. Nothing else mattered.:shrug:
Came inside around 12.30am to check something on lap top maintaining one eye closed.

Been grocery shopping that day- groceries bags all lined up against the wall and not put away- as I said, nothing else mattered.

Head buried in lappy screen, I hear rustling noise in shopping bags.
I ignore.
Cats running backwards and forwards across lappy.
I ignore.
More rustling noise in bag.
More ignoring.
Eventually I hear a bag being dragged half way across the kitchen.
I remain ignoring.
Eventually, I hear cardboard being ripped apart in said shopping bag.
This now gets my attention.. What tha?

I forgot to feed the poor cats before I went out. Now famished at 1.30am, Chai took it upon himself to sort his own dinner out. He dragged the shopping bag which contained his dry food in the middle of the kitchen to say, "will you feed me please". But I wasn't listening. So eventually he said, "well #$%@! you I'll get it myself.
:sadeyes:

[Suzy]

Steve, oh my gosh that's so funny! :lol:

And Bart- I couldn't believe that cat in the bath tub! :eyepop:

Thanks guys.:lol:

[Jen]

:eyepop: :poke::poke: LOL

LOL Suzy poor kittys had to feed themselves :rofl:at least you know if you went away for a few days that they could take care of themselves :P

[Octane]

haha, nice!

I just posted my own kitty story in the terrestrial image forum.

H

[bartman]

Love the Burmese Suzy!

I have had one or two cats that decided it was time for food when it suited them........mmmmmm also after I had forgotten to feed them heheheheheh


Apart from the cat lovin the water ...hows about that black tail!!!!!!
Awesome

Thanks again Mike for starting a Feline Forum :)
Bartman

[Jen]

My kitty DJ loves coming out with me and the scopes but he cant quite reach to look through the eye piece :lol:

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[mishku]

:lol: im not sure how many hours of life i lost on theoatmeal.com :rofl:

Edited to add: ooooh, Jen, DJ is sooooo cute!!

[Ric]

Hi Bart

That cat in the tub looks like a Turkish Van, they are notorious water lovers and very good swimmers. Apparently their fur repels water.

You have to be careful though as they have been known to jump straight into hot baths and showers.

[MortonH]

I love cats, but I couldn't eat a whole one.

[bartman]

Thanks Ric,
I'll have to look that up!
Cheers
Bartman