The funniest shortest joke ever.

[Exfso]

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.

The librarian says; "Naff off.......... you won't bring it back."

:lol:

[ving]

doesnt sound very librarian like, and i know this cause i am one :P

[avandonk]

I would like a book on astronomy.

Don't you think that is going to far!

Bert