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davidpretorius
27-01-2006, 09:00 AM
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WICOE

(Women In Charge Of Everything)
is proud to announce the opening of its<FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com /><o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></P><P style=
EVENING CLASSESFOR MEN!<o:p></o:p>

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ALL ARE WELCOME
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum


DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
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Thiink
27-01-2006, 10:19 AM
Better put me down for a few sessions day, I know I am guilty of at least a couple of those crimes.

BerzerkerNerd
27-01-2006, 10:21 AM
Im signing up, if it will help my chances of success! Inversely, a course offered by my Uni. titled 'Applied reason and logic in rationale ' is sadly devoid of female participants.
If more of them sign up for this course i will sign up to one of theirs..

acropolite
27-01-2006, 10:35 AM
Dave, you missed

101 things to do when you've got too much time on your hands.

There is life after Spamming. For those who can't tell when enough is enough.

How to tell the difference between a Topic and Spam.

I'll leave this thread up as a reminder that threads generated specifically as spam threads are simply not acceptable, and in recognition of your creative efforts.

Sorry but this thread is closed