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davidpretorius

19-12-2005, 10:11 AM

Well what would you do when a package arrives at my warehouse, the guys out the back receive it, walk into the office and say here you are dave and proceed to throw the express post bag to you from 10 metres away.

i knew what was being delivered today from bintel and there was no way i was dropping that package.

gee time stands still whilst a package with a Televue 5x powermate is in the air.

This happened aprox 10 minutes ago and i have now calmed down enough to write it down!!!

By the way, i caught it!

I then proceeded to throw a 40 kg compressor at the warehouse guy and say "catch"

The ambulance has just left with the warehouse guy and the local workplace safety inspector is an astronomer and upon inspecting the televue, thought my reaction was fully justified!

ving

19-12-2005, 10:14 AM

:lol:

should get some magnification outta that hey! :)

and what would have happened if it'd broke... or shouldny i ask? ;)

davidpretorius

19-12-2005, 10:18 AM

a weeks wages deducted from the young gentleman!

beren

19-12-2005, 11:22 AM

:scared: Mamma Mia... glad its Ok

acropolite

19-12-2005, 11:33 AM

Probably one of several times the package had been tossed on the way here, caught this time....:tasdevil:

Exfso

19-12-2005, 11:55 AM

Sounds as though this guy, if he had another brain, it would be definitely lonely. I would get rid of him for sure, definitely a couple of kangaroos loose in the top paddock.

:mad2:

19-12-2005, 12:59 PM

Oh my gosh David !!!!!!

:doh: :tasdevil: :tasdevil:

Striker

19-12-2005, 01:01 PM

hahah...cant wait to see you on the 6:00pm news.

Employee crushed by 40KG compressor...it was an accident under shocking and unpredictable circumstances.

If it was a dob I probably would have given him a pay rise but not a Televue....woops better shut up....lol

19-12-2005, 01:09 PM

You're a LEGEND Tony.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :drink:

asimov

19-12-2005, 02:20 PM

Actually time lasts exactly five times as long! Plenty of time to catch it digger! Could have rolled a smoke & made a cuppa in that time.

Me want pictures of it lol..

ballaratdragons

19-12-2005, 07:51 PM

Wouldn't matter if the parcel only had a pair of socks in it, the dope shouldn't be throwing parcels anyway!