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barx1963
19-05-2010, 10:43 PM
1. You no longer serve dinner you “plate up”.
2. “It’s not burnt it’s caramelised”
3. You can’t boil water without bursting into tears.
4. You can only cook if your spouse counts down how many minutes are left.
5. You know how to spell croquembouche.
6. You’ve bought a cravat.
7. Even cornflakes are prepared with a running commentary.
8. You had a fight over whether last nights lasagne scored 6/10 or 7/10.
9. You go to buy milk, come back with wagyu beef, ****ake mushrooms and star anise, but forget the milk.
10. You’ve just bought a blast chiller.

mental4astro
19-05-2010, 10:50 PM
Yeah, yeah, what ever!

Really, were can I get a blast chiller anyway? My local retailer wasn't much chop. Such a drag. Ruins my plans for my dinner party this weekend. Need to get new crockery now for the change in menu...:sadeyes:

Wavytone
19-05-2010, 10:57 PM
...when you use this recipe to make icecream - at the table:
http://www.polsci.wvu.edu/Henry/Icecream/Icecream.html :)

Beats Bomb Alaska anyday as a spectacle.

Ric
19-05-2010, 11:02 PM
Good one Malcolm.

Watching Masterchef at our place is a laugh with my wifes commentary.

She is a Chef.

Cheers

michaellxv
19-05-2010, 11:33 PM
you read the pie floater thread and try to work out how to plate it up