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ballaratdragons
24-10-2005, 09:17 PM
Welcome to the official *Spam* Thread!

*SPAM, SPAM, SPAM*

Don't eat ham, eat SPAM!



:nerd: :lol: :help3: :scared: :P

ballaratdragons
24-10-2005, 09:22 PM
*spam, Spam, Spam*

janoskiss
24-10-2005, 09:23 PM
Brilliant idea Ken!

:jump2: :jump2: :jump2: :jump2: :jump2: :jump2: :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :jump2: :jump2: :jump2: :jump2: :jump2: :jump2:
:wink2: :wink2: :party2: :D :D :D :party2: :wink2: :wink2:

h0ughy
24-10-2005, 09:27 PM
Ken our man,
he likes ham,
he eats lots of tins of spam!

Stu
24-10-2005, 09:31 PM
:drink: :zzz:

:drink: :lol:

:drink: :tasdevil:

:drink: :party:

:drink: :sad:

ballaratdragons
24-10-2005, 09:33 PM
Yummy Yummy
Houghy & Steve
I eat Spam
to make me Heave!

ballaratdragons
24-10-2005, 09:38 PM
Hahaha!

Computer Spam!

Itchy
24-10-2005, 09:38 PM
Oh my. Mike, come back! all is forgiven!!:prey:

ballaratdragons
24-10-2005, 09:40 PM
hahahahaha!

asimov
24-10-2005, 09:43 PM
Sorry!.....Me being the serious type, I can't lower myself to participate in this thread!!

Mick
24-10-2005, 09:46 PM
How about a nice hot cup of Spam.

Spam Gifts (http://www.spamgift.com/Default.aspx)

ballaratdragons
24-10-2005, 09:49 PM
But it's a scientific Thread!

E=mc3 + X = Y if Y = XY5 (x-x-y3) 3/4 x 25mm at 14 litres = Blue

See ;)

fringe_dweller
24-10-2005, 09:51 PM
Spam - there I said it :D and it feels real goooood - thanks Ken for this opportunity - or is this a hint on the main menu at Star Camp?

janoskiss
24-10-2005, 09:54 PM
Huh! What a snob! :P
Don't eat SPAM, send it!

Hey guys I have $26,000,000 tied up in South American oil stocks, but i can't get it because of corrupt government officials. I need your help. Just PM me your credit card details and I will arrange for a transfer of the $26,000,000 through your VISA. For your inconvenience you will receive 35% of the $26,000,000, that is $9,100,000.

Yours sincerely,

Dr Steve Connemall, CEO InstantWealthCo :P

asimov
24-10-2005, 09:56 PM
Glad you got that off your chest Kearn....Feels good, don't it!?

ballaratdragons
24-10-2005, 09:57 PM
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

Dr. Steve Connemall, Wanna Buy a slightly used Sydney Harbour Bridge? :lol:

ballaratdragons
24-10-2005, 09:58 PM
Can you please stay on topic Mr. Asimov!

Starkler
24-10-2005, 09:59 PM
So does this mean ALL of the spam will be in here only ? :confuse3:

ballaratdragons
24-10-2005, 10:00 PM
That's the hope Geoff!

Spam Spam

asimov
24-10-2005, 10:03 PM
Sorry bout that (spam)

ballaratdragons
24-10-2005, 10:08 PM
Hahaha! Just thought I would bring this out of Mothballs.

The 'Ving Straw' Propulsion Theory! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

astroron
24-10-2005, 10:19 PM
In my youth I used to work in the factory that made it, and I ate loads of it.astroron :lol: :lol: :lol:

h0ughy
24-10-2005, 10:20 PM
:lol: :lol: that runs on Chilli SPAM :wink2:

h0ughy
24-10-2005, 10:22 PM
And look at you today Ron, SPAM formed you life and is/ was a part of it. long live SPAM :drink:

ballaratdragons
24-10-2005, 10:25 PM
Yuk Ron!

Don't tell us what's in it!!!!!! :help3: :scared:

ballaratdragons
24-10-2005, 10:26 PM
Brrrrttttttttt!!!!! 'scuse me :ashamed:

h0ughy
24-10-2005, 10:26 PM
SPAM is one thing, But who has had Bulli Beef?

h0ughy
24-10-2005, 10:28 PM
To Mars and Beyond KEN, Pass the tin along :help3:

ballaratdragons
24-10-2005, 10:29 PM
Bulli Beef is OK,

but who remembers the dreaded slop called 'Camp Pie'! AAAAHHHHH!!!!!

ballaratdragons
24-10-2005, 10:32 PM
Thoust has not liveth until thoust have trideth 'Ye Olde Camp Pieth'! Yukketh!!

h0ughy
24-10-2005, 10:38 PM
Sorry Ken that is far too much ancient history for me :scared: , please do enlighten me and the other punters on the Nutritious benefits of this form of digestive inhibitor. :)

RAJAH235
24-10-2005, 10:44 PM
I was brought up on 'camp' pie. Nothing wrong with itiyt!?% Now, about 'bully beef'. That's an entirely diff. story. When I was a lad, way back when, we only had bully beef 1 day a week, & we didn't have a tin opener.. Had to chew thru the tin to get our breakfast. Ad infinitem......... :poke: :P :D L.

ballaratdragons
24-10-2005, 10:56 PM
Camp Pie came in a tin can too, but it was a sloppy version of Spam. It was sort of liquified and full of that jelly muck! It stayed in your system for about 1 hour if you were lucky!!

It had no taste and was a pale pinky-white colour. Yum Yum lovely :scared2: :face:

Stu
24-10-2005, 11:23 PM
sounds like dog food

ballaratdragons
24-10-2005, 11:25 PM
Smelled like dog food too. The cheap brands!!

astroron
24-10-2005, 11:40 PM
Bully Beef, or Corned beef, used to come in the same shaped can as Spam, it had lots of fat and in the two world wars the British and Commonweath Armies used to live on it. When I was in England in the early seventies thy found a few hundred tons of the stuff left over from the war, and they where going to put it on the supermarket shelves, but there was such a stink that they shelved the idea and gave it to some other country as aid. astroron :face: :D

janoskiss
25-10-2005, 12:50 AM
Dear IceInSpace members,

I must say I am most disappointed. You led me to believe you were genuinely interested in helping me, but it appears that none of you understand the seriousness of my situation. Please forgive me if your lack of response is due to any miscommuminication on my part and please PM me with all your VISA/Mastercard details so I can transfer the $26,000,000 and deposit your fee of $9,100,000. Thank you,

Professor Stefan Rippemov
Yura Sanovabic Institute of Exellensce

PS. Ken Dragon, Sir. How much do you want for that Harbour Bridge?

fringe_dweller
25-10-2005, 01:31 AM
But thiS is a very Serious Posting, Asimov, in a very Mature Thread?

h0ughy
25-10-2005, 07:22 AM
But you accuse us all of insurrection , saying that we SPAM on this thread

xrekcor
25-10-2005, 07:52 AM
When I was in Canada a few years back, one night the girlfriends mother served up
what they called hot meat sandwich. Which was stew poured over slices of bread.
Which imediately turned into slop... which sounds similar to "CampPie" Ken is talking
about, and had me spamming in the toilet not long after.

Sorry Mrs Metzel... but that was putrid!!!

regards,CS

slice of heaven
25-10-2005, 07:57 AM
I'd rather eat the tin!!!! :scared:

Sorry about staying on topic :ashamed:

acropolite
25-10-2005, 10:50 AM
Rob Said Could this be the official Snake valley Star Camp dish....:face:

rumples riot
25-10-2005, 11:05 AM
Hehehehe, looks like I might have started something. When in spam, you should spam, so here I go. My contribution to the nonsense thread.

rumples riot
25-10-2005, 11:08 AM
Rofl, funny dudes funny, just read through the entire thread and decided to post again. Spam glorious spam.

Starkler
25-10-2005, 11:29 AM
Well geez Id talk about telescopes here, but I would get howled down for going off topic :lol:

h0ughy
25-10-2005, 11:58 AM
Yes Tony you would recieve a tin of SPAM in the mail! :lol:

wonder what optical cleaning possibilities Spam represents????

Starkler
25-10-2005, 12:05 PM
Good thing my name isnt Tony then ;)

Cans of spam might make good dob counterweights !

P.S. Just had an idea . With many accomplished spammers comming to the star camp we should see who can hurl a can of spam the furthest . The winner gets to keep the can as a trophy .

Striker
25-10-2005, 12:08 PM
I havn't even posted in this thread and still get blamed for something....lol

I blame Itchy (Tony)

asimov
25-10-2005, 12:19 PM
Is this HURLING comp. AFTER we eat it or before Geoff!!???

asimov
25-10-2005, 12:26 PM
We could also BOB for spam in a bucket, instead of apples!?

h0ughy
25-10-2005, 12:47 PM
SOrry Geoff, for some reason I had Tony on the Brain, quick pass me a can of Spam for my punishment :help3:

h0ughy
25-10-2005, 12:48 PM
Question, does tinned SPAM float or sink when immersed in water?

ving
25-10-2005, 12:56 PM
http://upload.lhurgoyf.net/gal/Soma/oolong+pancake.jpg

janoskiss
25-10-2005, 01:03 PM
C'mon, just a little slice of SPAM..

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/life/vi-wafer.jpg

janoskiss
25-10-2005, 01:03 PM
Allright then...

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/life/vi-vomit.jpg

xrekcor
25-10-2005, 01:04 PM
Leave it in the sun awhiles till it turns black, should make for good baffling and a taaaaaaasty treat for those long cold nights... pass the salad lads :)

regards,CS

xrekcor
25-10-2005, 01:07 PM
Mmmmmmmm clocolate flavoured spam now that's an idea!!!! could be good night treats for Ken to sell at Star Camp

btw, Man you fergot to show the end result!!!!

regards,CS

asimov
25-10-2005, 01:13 PM
Oh GEEEEZZZ! Me thinks he will win the hurling competition....& he's not even a member!

janoskiss
25-10-2005, 01:16 PM
There ya go.

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/life/vi-explo.jpg

xrekcor
25-10-2005, 01:22 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: That should be labeled "Fully Spammed"

regards,CS

xrekcor
25-10-2005, 01:24 PM
LOL he should of fed him a counter weight before that last wafer chocy.

regards,CS

asimov
25-10-2005, 01:28 PM
YUP! can't get any more SPAMMED than that!!

h0ughy
25-10-2005, 02:03 PM
Ingredients
- 1 SPAMŽ Classic (12-ounce) can
- whole cloves
- 1/3 cup firmly packed brown sugar
- 1 teaspoon water
- 1 teaspoon prepared mustard
- 1/2 teaspoon vinegar







The Original Baked SPAMŽ Classic
15 grams or less of Carbs per serving

Servings: 6
Prep Time: 15 minutes
Cook Time: 30 minutes

Directions
Heat oven to 375°F. Place SPAMŽ Classic on rack in shallow baking pan. Score surface; stud with cloves. Combine brown sugar, water, mustard, and vinegar, stirring until smooth. Brush glaze over SPAMŽ. Bake 20 minutes, basting often. Slice to serve.

Nutrition (per serving)
156 Calories
8 Grams Fat
9 Grams Protein
45 Milligrams Cholesterol
12 Grams Carbohydrates
575 Milligrams Sodium

ving
25-10-2005, 02:18 PM
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Olympus/1810/whatisaspork/ewwws.jpg

ving
25-10-2005, 02:22 PM
http://www.r-m-b.org/forum/images/smilies/eigene/spam.gif

asimov
25-10-2005, 03:16 PM
I just got back from the supermarket & I nearly bought a tin Of SPAM just for a joke....But at nearly 5 bucks a tin, I decided on a tin of this instead! Besides, I can HURL the good Ol' Black N gold further!!:P

h0ughy
25-10-2005, 03:18 PM
Thats a bit dark But I Saw your "SPAM". BTW nice touch with the thread shown on the screen :nerd:

ballaratdragons
25-10-2005, 03:19 PM
Yummy! Black & Gold Corned Beef!!

But it doesn't have the same ring to it "I have just Corned beefed your website".

asimov
25-10-2005, 03:26 PM
Glad you liked that Houghy! That was just to prove that I DO actually exist, & all this is NOT a night-mare....IT'S REAL!

ballaratdragons
25-10-2005, 03:30 PM
I thought you were a fig-tree of my imagicalnation!

asimov
25-10-2005, 03:42 PM
That's like saying tins of spam grow on tree's.....well they do! I saw one only the other day!?? A spamana tree, actually....

rumples riot
25-10-2005, 03:46 PM
Spam, spam, spam. A good way to increase your post count. Spam, spam, spam.

h0ughy
25-10-2005, 03:51 PM
Paul its good for you, it is very nutritional and its side effects are just short of a fully clouded night! :P

rumples riot
25-10-2005, 03:56 PM
Hey I wish money grew on trees, then I could sack all my employees and close up by drudge of a business and get some nice land out at Alice springs or somewhere equally remote and just do astrowork all the time. My buddy Jim Barclay did that and now he is doing it for a living.

That was just a link to the spam on trees comment.

rumples riot
25-10-2005, 03:57 PM
Yes H0ughy, I must eat up my spam or no dessert.

h0ughy
25-10-2005, 03:59 PM
Wow thats a seachange isn't it! Does he offer guided night tours for tourists out there?

rumples riot
25-10-2005, 04:03 PM
Yeah, he is at Maidenwell Observatory at this address.

http://www.sbstars.com/mambo/

The site is a little slow as TELSTRA THE KNIT WITS still don't have broad band out there. But it is worth a look.

rumples riot
25-10-2005, 04:10 PM
Oh sorry H0ughy it is not in NT, but QLD. Sorry for going off topic but I thought that was the purpose of Spam to go off topic. Lol

asimov
25-10-2005, 04:34 PM
Keep up the good work Paul. Spam spelt backwards? = MAPS. :thumbsup: Just thought I'd throw that in... :whistle:

janoskiss
25-10-2005, 06:02 PM
i'm here i spam.
aren't there laws against this thread?

ballaratdragons
25-10-2005, 06:07 PM
Yes there is!

NOTICE: Everyone that has posted in this thread take yourself to the nearest Police Station and hand yourself in.

Or alternatively, email the Spam Police and they can arrest you online :lol:

janoskiss
25-10-2005, 06:14 PM
it sure is a popular thread...
:tasdevil: :P :P :P

janoskiss
25-10-2005, 06:18 PM
Look out!

http://gallery.osdn.org.ua/photos/tux-misc/tux_swat.sized.jpg

ballaratdragons
25-10-2005, 08:19 PM
There's no link Steve!?!?

h0ughy
25-10-2005, 08:34 PM
Ken can you see a penguin? :drink:

ballaratdragons
25-10-2005, 08:37 PM
Huh? Penguin???

Methinks you drink too much!!

Starkler
25-10-2005, 08:38 PM
Well sometimes concessions have to made for the greater good.
If the spam can be contained in here thats a good thing :whistle:

P.S. thats not an invitation to spam other threads.

ballaratdragons
25-10-2005, 08:41 PM
I've got a 'Concession Card'. Does that help? :P

janoskiss
25-10-2005, 08:49 PM
No he doesn't. :P You should be seeing a Penguin with a flyswatter... It's not a link it's a pic.

Starkler
25-10-2005, 08:53 PM
I just closed the "welcome new member iceman " thread.

If any of the silly stuff spills into other threads im going to start deleting with a vengeance.

rumples riot
25-10-2005, 08:56 PM
Yeah spam is ok here because it is in a parrallel universe. In this universe spam is commonly accepted in all threads. Lucky we have only opened it in this thread.

ballaratdragons
25-10-2005, 08:56 PM
All I see is a box that says:

see orig image at
gallery.osdn.org.ua
(lame borrowing failed)

That's all it says!

janoskiss
25-10-2005, 08:58 PM
What browser are you using, Ken?

If it's IE, then I can understand why it would not want to display the image. :rofl:

janoskiss
25-10-2005, 09:01 PM
No, it must be Mozilla Firefox. I see the same thing you posted when I open this thread in Firefox. I shall investigate...

ballaratdragons
25-10-2005, 09:05 PM
Yep, IE.

janoskiss
25-10-2005, 09:08 PM
It's not a browser problem. I linked the image form a Ukranian (?) site and the image is no longer available on that site. But here it is:

http://members.optusnet.com.au/~janosk/misc/tux_swat.png

ballaratdragons
25-10-2005, 09:12 PM
Oh!

Yep I see it. Very funny. Just coz I got IE :sad:

Go dob yourself into the IE Police :lol:

janoskiss
25-10-2005, 09:13 PM
You're a mean mean mean and nasty man. :P Moderator? :confuse2: I think not. :tasdevil: More like Extremator! :mad2: :) :zzz2: :P :sad: :prey2: :nerd:

ballaratdragons
25-10-2005, 09:18 PM
I just tried to get in there and delete my posts and I can't :sad:

Stu
25-10-2005, 09:19 PM
Geoff, the iceman thread made me laugh. This thread has less going for it. I don't agree with the closing, I'm using this site because I enjoy laughing, amongst other things. Oh well...

COLD SPAM :cold:


I feel better now! (<- sing to medibank private theme)

janoskiss
25-10-2005, 09:22 PM
I've updated the Tux pic to the full size version. :D

http://members.optusnet.com.au/~janosk/misc/tux_swat.png

ballaratdragons
25-10-2005, 09:24 PM
Aha!

Stu
25-10-2005, 09:28 PM
Ok I admit the spam in the sky made me laugh.

janoskiss
25-10-2005, 09:33 PM
Oh no, Ken! Tux is after our SPAM!

Stu, SPAM in the sky is what amateur astronomy is all about! Could you post right ascension, declination for the rest of us please!

Stu
25-10-2005, 09:39 PM
It was right next to that Blue Object that was next to Formalhaut.

ballaratdragons
25-10-2005, 09:41 PM
Duelling Penguins

janoskiss
25-10-2005, 09:42 PM
That Blue object looked sus to me from the beginning. I think Striker is pulling our legs there...

ballaratdragons
25-10-2005, 09:44 PM
It might be next to 'Formalhault', but I think Tony is next to the 'Formaldihide' :lol:

janoskiss
25-10-2005, 09:46 PM
Nice Tux Double you've got going there Ken! :D

ballaratdragons
25-10-2005, 09:50 PM
You can certainly tell we all have lousy weather!!!! We are up to 110 posts in this stupid thread already!
:lol2:

janoskiss
25-10-2005, 10:13 PM
Just call me Silliasodus! :D

Stu
25-10-2005, 10:16 PM
Hey I think someone is throwing spam over my house!
Is that you Ken?

ballaratdragons
25-10-2005, 10:19 PM
Yep! it's for your Dog :lol:

Stu
25-10-2005, 10:23 PM
I wondered why she smelt funny tonight.

Hey, I think a spam just jumped over the moon!

janoskiss
25-10-2005, 10:25 PM
Rate this thread!
I did! :D :D :D :P

ballaratdragons
25-10-2005, 10:26 PM
LOL! Was Ving in front of it????? :lol2:

Steve, rating done ;)

Stu
25-10-2005, 10:28 PM
I think ving was chasing it!

Stu
25-10-2005, 10:34 PM
Hey, at 11:27pm tonight there's going to be a Luna-Spam occulation!

Ken do you think you could get some pic's of that?

ballaratdragons
25-10-2005, 11:10 PM
Already done! It was great to see.

GS 12" Dobbie, GS 30mm SV, Kodako picturator, 100,000th of a sec, fiddled with in PhotoShop, re-processed in JokeShop, finalised in OpShop.

rumples riot
25-10-2005, 11:51 PM
Now your all getting warped. Am going to rate this thread also.

janoskiss
26-10-2005, 12:19 AM
Keep'em coming boys'n girls. The thread rating is taking a dive!

rumples riot
26-10-2005, 12:24 AM
I voted hi, who is voting low. Let me at em. I'll spam them.

janoskiss
26-10-2005, 12:27 AM
I voted Hi too, or was it Bye... ?? :shrug:

rumples riot
26-10-2005, 12:42 AM
Don't go dude, just when the fun is getting started. I replied to your thread, I was not spamming just point out the truth. Legalistic society at it's ultimate wavelength. I got your point.

janoskiss
26-10-2005, 12:48 AM
I aint going. Just a feeble attempt at a joke with the rating Hi vs rating Bye post. I was trying not to give away that I gave this thread a pityful rating. :D
But there's only one thing on my mind now. Star Camp, and howto get there....

rumples riot
26-10-2005, 12:53 AM
Should be a good reception, spam chucking and lots of other cool nonsense.

h0ughy
26-10-2005, 09:42 AM
Your a bad man Paul. ;) i visited that site you posted and ended up buying his ST4 autoguider :lol: :lol: :wink2:


from his site:

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We now have the new 2006 Astronomy calendars which have beautiful astro images and are chock full of things happening on nights throughout the year...just $10 each!

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Want a maintainance-free telescope? then why not a razor-sharp 120mm and 150mm F5 Refractors on dual axis motor driven Equatorial mounts...

We now have the new (white in colour) HEQ5 ProScan GOTO mount which has over 12,000 objects in its data base to choose from. This mount will take up to 250mm scopes with ease and the pointing accuracy is fantastic!!

We also have standard dual axis drive equatorial mounts.

For those wanting the best in image quality check out our brand new Sky Pro 150mm F12 Maksutov-Cassegrain optical tube assembly that delivers incredible razor sharp images! We also give free demos of our equipment...Try before you buy!!

Also in stock are:

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Solar System and Astronomy DVD's...from $15

Astro books from $14;

Coloured eyepiece filter set of 4...$77

3 eyepieces, 2X Barlow lens, 4 filters in a beautiful brushed aluminium carry case...

Phillips Planispheres and Basic star finder discs from $10...

Astro-posters from $5...

Bushnell 8x30 2.1 MegaPixel digital binoculars...



--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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SBIG ST4 Autoguider....$1000;

SBIG ST6 CCD Camera (RS232 driven).....$1500;

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12.5" F20 Dall Kirkham (optics made by Astro Optics - circa 1975) mounted in a solid fibreglass tube assembly....$1200;

20mm F4.8 (another Pierre Schwarr mirror) Newtonian fibreglass tube assembly, 2" low profile focuser....$700;

3 only Meade Giant Field Tripods never used - still boxed.....$1000 each;

Vixen SkySensor PC 2000 RA/Dec motors to suit GP and and DX mounts. New handbox. All brand new.....$1200;

SAC 8 Video Peltier cooled chip camera-great for guiding and live video lunar, planetary and stellar images frame grabbing......$400;

14.5" Newtonian steel surrier struss assembly c/w Dobsonian mount....$200;

Heavy duty Dobsonian mount suitable for a 12.5" Newtonian reflector....give away!

All goods as is on a First come first served basis. You can pick up, or you can pay for packing and freight costs. I live near Kingaroy and Nanango in the South Burnett of Qld.

Want more inside info and or pics? email me or phone 4164 6194 or 0427 961 391.

Stu
26-10-2005, 11:28 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

fringe_dweller
26-10-2005, 06:07 PM
theres no element of surprise with this spam thread - dont you people know how to spam and agitate properly? I have been waiting the "alternative unofficial spam thread" to really have a crack

asimov
26-10-2005, 06:21 PM
:confuse3: @ Kearn.

fringe_dweller
26-10-2005, 06:26 PM
could be the ipa fumes John? :drink:

asimov
26-10-2005, 06:29 PM
possibly......

rumples riot
26-10-2005, 06:40 PM
Kearn, we are only into cool nonsense and this thread is the one which can be filled to the brim with nonsense.

asimov
26-10-2005, 06:43 PM
Don't forget calculated, calculated Paul...

h0ughy
26-10-2005, 06:51 PM
why does this remind me of Maxwell Smart? :P

rumples riot
26-10-2005, 07:01 PM
chief, let go to the cone of silence.

fringe_dweller
26-10-2005, 07:03 PM
missed... by that much?
I dont know, call yourself spammers

h0ughy
26-10-2005, 07:05 PM
C O N T R O L
verses
K A O S :zzz2: :zzz2: :zzz2: :zzz2: :zzz2:

janoskiss
26-10-2005, 07:06 PM
You talk the talk Fringe, but do you walk the walk? :P
C'mon! Show us how it's done! :D

h0ughy
26-10-2005, 07:07 PM
CLick.......whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrr, max not the button for the LX200 the cone max the cone

fringe_dweller
26-10-2005, 07:11 PM
if I unleashed my special spamming powers - i am afraid of the carnage - I promised to only use it for good purposes when i left my home planet

cometcatcher
26-10-2005, 07:56 PM
How many words can you get from spam?

Spam
Pam
Am
Maps
Map
Amps

cometcatcher
26-10-2005, 08:00 PM
Hehheh. Just typed "spam" in here http://radioworldwide.gospelcom.net/essaygenerator/

An essay on spam
In order to understand our selves, we must first understand spam. The constantly changing fashionable take on spam demonstrates the depth of the subject. While much has been written on its influence on contemporary living, there are just not enough blues songs written about spam. Crossing many cultural barriers it still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole' and 'i'd rather eat wasps' from global commercial enterprises, who just don't like that sort of thing. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.

Social Factors

Society is a simple word with a very complex definition. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' [1] , they shead new light on spam, allowing man to take it by the hand and understand its momentum. Much has been said about the influence of the media on spam. Observers claim it cleary plays a significant role amongst the developing middle classes.

Of paramount importance to any study of spam within its context, is understanding the ideals of society. Society says that every man must find their own truth. While one sees spam, another may see monkeys playing tennis.

Economic Factors

Our world is driven by supply and demand. We will study the JTB-Guide-Dog model. Taking special care to highlight the role of spam within the vast framework which this provides. Transport
Costs

spam


The statistics make it clear that spam is a major market factor. Of course transport costs, ultimately decided by politicians, will always be heavily influenced by spam due to its consistently high profile in the portfolio of investors. In the light of this free trade must be examined.

Political Factors

No man is an island, but what of politics? Looking at the spectrum represented by a single political party can be reminiscent of comparing spam and political feeling.

Let us consider the words of that silver tongued orator, that most brilliant mind Francis Rock 'Political idealists must ideally deal, for I daily list my ideals politically.' [2] One cannot help but agree when faced with spam, that this highlights an important issue. If spam be the food of politics, play on.

One of the great ironies of this age is spam. Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Conclusion

We can conclude that the spam has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It questions, invades where necessary and always chips in.

Here with the final word is Hollywood's Wyclef Love Hewitt: 'It's been nice educating you.' [3]

fringe_dweller
26-10-2005, 08:23 PM
now thats Spam! - here endeth the lesson - WD CC

Stu
26-10-2005, 10:07 PM
Nah it has to end with "Now YOU can harness the power of spam and make yourself a millionaire in the process! Just register in our "How to sell Viagra over the internet - beginners coarse" only $799.95 USD! That's a huge saving of...

Sign Here...;)

Don't be afraid! Act now!

cometcatcher
26-10-2005, 10:26 PM
That reminds me. Telemarketers are spammers. Got one today just to remind me how much I hate em.

ballaratdragons
26-10-2005, 10:37 PM
I'm just glad 'bots' can't get in here and clog up the threads! I HATE Bots!!!! That's why I stopped using chatrooms.

Stu
26-10-2005, 11:27 PM
One day someone will invent a SPAMBOT and then we'll all be in trouble...

cometcatcher
27-10-2005, 01:29 PM
I think they already have in the forum of viruses and spyware.

h0ughy
27-10-2005, 01:37 PM
Yes the Kenneth virus, incideous, infects every thread!!! :lol: Followed closely by the VingBot

ving
27-10-2005, 01:56 PM
vingbot! dang!
I was gong to do a similar bot joke!!! :)

acropolite
27-10-2005, 05:15 PM
Just goes to show Spam is popular, just look at the post count on this thread....:D

rumples riot
27-10-2005, 05:34 PM
Yeah people like to talk absolute rubbish most of the time. Spam is truely popular. Does not mean it is good but it is popular.

h0ughy
27-10-2005, 05:39 PM
Vote 1 Paul Haese for IIS President, representing the "since the leader is away the mice will play" Party. :nerd:

writtn and unauthorised by the IIS pArty, spoken by D hough :P

ballaratdragons
27-10-2005, 06:15 PM
Mr. Houghmeister,

Keep up the Spamming and I'll 'Huffy and Puffy and Blow your House Downy'! :lol:

ballaratdragons
27-10-2005, 06:17 PM
Hahaha! Davo P can't get in here and Spam! He is somewhere on the Tasman Sea heaving!!

h0ughy
27-10-2005, 06:55 PM
Why not offer him a tin when he turns up Ken

ballaratdragons
27-10-2005, 07:15 PM
I'll give him a bucket!

Then offer him a Fried egg & greasy bacon sandwich. :lol:

rumples riot
27-10-2005, 07:53 PM
This is your president speaking, spam away, spam away. End of directive.

asimov
27-10-2005, 08:11 PM
spam

ballaratdragons
27-10-2005, 08:13 PM
No thanks Asipop, I just ate! :rofl:

asimov
27-10-2005, 08:28 PM
Ok....How bout some for brekky then?? I have some nice black N' gold slop I could share!?
It has nice bits of offal floating around in it including bits of vein....which one can use as a straw. Nothing but the best butcher-shop floor sweepings go's into black N' gold brand!:love:

rumples riot
27-10-2005, 08:29 PM
Call that spam, you don't know what spam is. You can't handle the spam.

rumples riot
27-10-2005, 08:39 PM
Ok, I'll meet you at Port Augusta as we cross paths, we can eat spam then. Hmmm, might be hungry by then.

asimov
27-10-2005, 08:42 PM
sucker! :)

janoskiss
01-11-2005, 05:54 PM
Not a single post in this thread while I was at Star Camp!! That should tell you something... :whistle:

h0ughy
01-11-2005, 05:59 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

h0ughy
24-11-2005, 07:06 PM
nOW THAT kEN HAS FINISHED OFF THE CRATE OF sPAM HE ORDERED HE CAN CONTRIBUTE TO THIS THREAD. :scared: :prey2:

And for those with sensitive eyes, sorry about the all caps :help3:

iceman
24-11-2005, 07:13 PM
No thanks.