How many Daves are there needed to change a light bulb

[h0ughy]

given the stick us DAves have recieved lately I decided to conduct some scientific research into it. How many daves are there?

Did you know there is a Dave Day :cool: , there is a Dave movie :scared: , we even have a St Dave :prey:.

http://sucs.swan.ac.uk/~rhys/stdavid.html
http://www.oldeenglish.org/davesday.html

[asimov]

GO the Johns!

[atalas]

The Daves are two bob a dozen ! the Johns are all go,but there is only one Louie


Louie :lol:

[acropolite]

I have several friends called Dave and they are all amongst the most considerate and giving friends I have. They also happen to all be friends from my teen years. Must be something in the name....

[ballaratdragons]

At least there are only 2 Kens in here! (that I know of)

Hmmmm. Two Ken - Toucam

Must be something in that. :whistle:

[davidpretorius]

only one ving!!!

[ving]

thank god for that hey! :P
;)

i am not a dave... i am david :P

[h0ughy]

:rofl:

[davidpretorius]

i'm a davo!

[xstream]

I'm a ---- head! :rofl: :rofl:

[acropolite]

Are there any Bwians here....:P

[ving]

/me puts on zombie voice..

bwains! need bwains!!!

[ballaratdragons]

My names Bwian, . . . me too . . I'm Bwian . . no, I'm Bwian :rofl:

We will have to have a meeting about having a meeting :rofl: :rofl:

[ving]

Time For Your Medicine Ken? ;)

[acropolite]

I have fwends in wome you know.....:P

[ballaratdragons]

Phil,

Your fwend in Wome is Clavius Reticulus no doubt. Or is it Biggus?

[Starkler]

Hmmm I object to be categorised as "other" :confuse3:

Do we have a woderick or a wodger?

[ballaratdragons]

Dave 3 20.00%
John 2 13.33%
Mike 1 6.67%
Paul 1 6.67%
Ken 1 6.67%
Phil 1 6.67%
Peter 1 6.67%
Geoff 1 6.67%
others 5 33.33%

Fixed :thumbsup:

Anyone called Wowick here?

[h0ughy]

Sorry, but I didn't want a namefest, or esmerelda would be unhappy :poke: , if bwians, wodericks, bwuces or wodgers are upset then blame Ken, if anyone else is upset, then blame ken, if I have offended any ladies on this topic then blame Ken. For everything else , Blame Ken :innocent: :whistle:

[ballaratdragons]

Just twying to keep Mr. Geoff Modewator happy :thumbsup: Don't bwame me, Phil started it! :D

[h0ughy]

That awwight Ken I don't bwame you, every one ewse does :poke: :rofl: ;)

[ballaratdragons]

Oh, you wascally wabbit!

Now for the weather weport: The waves are weally wolling at Mawoubwa with a westward wip. Fwiday might see towwential wain wight the way west to the wainforest wegion. A top of twenty fwee, but down to eweven tomowwow.

Now we weturn to our wegular pwogwam!

[acropolite]

Are there any women here????

[h0ughy]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

better wun while we can, thats pwunny

[ballaratdragons]

Hahaha! I just had that sinking feeling, then I went to the top of the page.
Yep, it's OK, we are in General Chat. Pheeewww! :thumbsup:

That was cwose! :rofl:

[h0ughy]

its Ok ken I expect most of my threads to be enhanced :cool: it just brighten things up.

Now I know there must be more Daves or David's out there. (Says with Hewitt call) Cooommonnnn get your votes in :poke:

[acropolite]

Just found the ultimate Dave on Pegster's home site. Dave Davis, (gotta qualify as a double dave) of Toledo, Oregon USA builds scopes from foam, grinds mirrors from pyrex pie plates and lists a mirror ground from a microwave oven pyrex turntable as his latest project.
Note the mirror for the foam scope. It's VERY thin, 1/4 inch or so... apparently it was made by taking plate glass and heating it up (nearly glass melting temperatures) over a pie plate to let it "slump" somewhat into the plate. This gives it a mostly spherical shape which needs "just a little bit more polishing".

[asimov]

Not the same Dave D Davis from down-town Davidson down in Davetona surely!?

[astro_south]

Certainly there are enough Andrew's kicking around here to warrant a mention on the list :shrug: :shrug: :shrug: :ashamed:

[RB]

Yes indeed.
:cool:

[[1ponders]]

I had a student in one of my hort classes and his full name was ....wait for it..... Andrew Andrew Andrews!!!!!!!!... And I'm not BSing, that really was his name.

[h0ughy]

tripple A.

maybe his parents hated him

[ballaratdragons]

Imagine being stuck with this name: Ba Lam Dung

He was a salesman at a place I worked at in Melbourne years ago.

[h0ughy]

That is very unfortunate! :poke: And I am sure you addressed him with his full name too :whistle: . Did he originally migrate from NZ! :D

[ballaratdragons]

Nah, Vietnam. We addressed him as Dung. Aparently their first name goes at the end.

His name is said as Dung Lam Ba but written the other way around. :shrug:

[Stu]

My middle name is David, does that count?

[h0ughy]

close enough :thumbsup: