Two Really Good Questions :)

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Read these in a Reader's Digest....

1. Why is it, when Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, that his hair is always neatly combed??.

and....

2. Why is it that the winner of the "Miss Universe" pageant always comes from Earth??.

:P:P:D:D

Answers will be greatly appreciated:P:D

[mozzie]

um um um:lol::lol::lol:
mozzie

[Ric]

I'll get back to you on those ones.:lol:

[garyp]

They are good questions.

Can't help you any further sorry:P


Cheers

Gary:)

[Kevnool]

Voyager 1 hasnt made the neearest mailbox yet :screwy: :lol: cheers Kev

[sheeny]

Perhaps it depends on the point of view...:whistle: perhaps the correct perspective is "Since Dracula's hair is always neatly combed, why would he need to see his reflection in a Mirror?";) Isn't it perfectly reasonable that a fictitious character should evolve tidy hair along the way to evolving invisibility in mirrors?:thumbsup::shrug::P

What was that? Cause and effect?... what???:lol:

Al.

[sheeny]

Ummm...

All the others missed out...:shrug:

Feel free to groan anytime...

Al.

[TJD]

other people cobm it for him:D and with miss universe its just our planet beats those aliens in good looks:P:thumbsup:

[AstralTraveller]

Didn't I hear that the present Miss Universe visited the Gitmo prison and said she enjoyed it 'sooo much' and that it is 'suuuch a great place'. That made me think she can't be from Earth. Apparently Venezuela, from where she hales, has vowed that future contestants will know more about the facts of life than simple reproductive procedures.

[marki]

1. I think Dracula's hair is always neat because we see him as he projects
himself, not as he is.

2. Jennifer Hawkins vs some alien ameoba, hmmmmm :P:D.

Mark

[Octane]

Mark,



You have good taste. ;)

:dribble:

Regards,
Humayun

[Shaun]

I have one that has bugged me for years.
Why is it called "World Series Baseball" when only American teams play?

[marki]

Thats easy, nothing exists outside of the US :D.

Mark

[GTB_an_Owl]

C'mon guy's

easy to answer

Dracular is old enough to know what "brylcream" is

and the lovely ladies from outa space burn up on entry - how else do you explain meteor showers ?

geoff

[Octane]

Geoff,




You smooth-talking ladykiller, you!

Regards,
Humayun

[leinad]

1. Its a wig. :P @ sunrise fangs go in a jar.
2. Some are alien; they the ones without brains; and struggle with the human thought process.
:lol:

[MrB]

Amen to that, those alien ameobe are HOT!

[Gallifreyboy]

Donald Trump has secret alien technology in his hairpiece, he couldn't possibly allow aliens into Miss Universe in case the secret got out.

[bloodhound31]

Why is a coffin lid nailed shut? Are they afraid you will want to get out?

Why do they swab the arm with disinfectant before administering the lethal injection?.....

[Baddad]

Hey People, :)
I have inside info on these q's:einstein:

Dracula is able to change shape. From human form to bat and vice versa.

If his hair is messed he reverts to bat and then back to human shape, whereupon he resumes the last functional shape.:P:D Hence does not require a mirror.

Miss Universe: Ofcourse its always Earth women. When the entire judging panel consists of Earth residents, what else could you expect? :doh:

Would you send an Earth woman to a Klingon contest, where all the judges are Klingons? :shrug:

I rest my case:rolleyes:

Cheers Marty

[Barrykgerdes]

That question has been asked many times and a plausible answer has been given but I forget what it was. I think it was something to do with a sponsor or something like that.

The thing about dracula and his image. I was always of the belief that vampires do not reflect in a mirror. That is how you identify them.


Baz

[rider]

Miss Universe, what is your greatest wish,

weeeeeell, gosh, I know! WORLD PEACE, OF COURSE.........






er, and a cure for herpes

[Coen]

What I had been told...

World Series Baseball: There was a sponsor (now defunct) that had the title "World Series <something or other>" (I can not remember what it was) and I think it was a magazine or newspaper but could be wrong. Anyway long time ago, even though said former sponsor went the way of the Dodo they decided to maintain the title as it had built up its own momentum by then. Sort of like "Keen as mustard" except Keen is still in business and making mustard.

I'm sure the facts could be confirmed by Google & Wikipedia but could I be bothered...

[Octane]

Marty,



Jennifer Hawkins would still win!

Regards,
Humayun

[Baddad]

Hey Humayun,:lol::lol:

Jennifer Hawkins would still win!

Good come back

Cheers Marty

[MrB]

RE: World Series Baseball
I've also heard many times that the name came from a sponsor.
But if you put any faith in Wikipedia, you might like to read this. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Series#International_impact_a nd_explanation_of_the_term_.22World .22_Series)
Seems it comes down to, yet again, that America IS the world :/

[Jen]

Ok here is Jen's theory to your question......

Dracula has nice hair because he has us hot astro earth chicks that turn into vampires once the sun has gone down to keep him well groomed at all times :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Answered solved :D

:whistle::whistle:

[TJD]

im shooore:rolleyes: :P

[Jen]

Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress? :screwy:

Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say
"hi, my names Bob. Im an alcoholic"?:screwy:


Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?:screwy:

Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?:screwy:

What do people in China call their good plates?:screwy:

If the professor on Gilligans Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why cant he fix a hole in a boat?:screwy:

Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? Theyre both dogs.:screwy:

If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesnt he buy his dinner?:screwy:

Why is a person who handles money called a broker?:screwy:

Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?:screwy:

Why do they call them apartments when they are together?:screwy:

Why does a 7-11 have locks on the door when they are open 24 hours a day?:screwy:

If barbie is so popular why do we have to buy all her friends?:screwy:

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?:screwy:

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour?:screwy:

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?:screwy:

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?:screwy:

:help:
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
:D

[Lester]

Its either cloudy or full Moon.

[BerrieK]

Howwwllllllll!!!! :evil::evil::evil:

[gman]

The answer is that Dracula used Claifornia Poppy during the 50's & 60's.
He then progressed to Brylcream in the 70's & 80's.
Hair gel in the 90's and Instant Rockstar-Rock Hard Moulding Clay in the new millenium.

As for the Miss Universe paegent, its because earth girls are easy - or so I have heard some where.:P

[Baddad]

Hey Jen,:)
Why does ....

.......coffee breaks?:screwy:

My heads hurts!:lol:

Cheers Marty

[TrevorW]

Some things are beyond the laws of physics-Jimmy

[Jen]

:lol::lol::lol:

[TJD]

trevor your avitar what happened droped you scope or something although if i droped my scope i would leave the country i would be so so so so so so so so so so so so so so sad:sadeyes: hope it wasnt anything bad;)