Woopee! Free Money!

[erick]

I just got this email! :party:


Dear Sir/Madam,
This is to notify you that you emerged as one of the winner of world wide promo held this quater,automatically makes you a
winner of the sum of 516,778.00 POUNDS STERLING
Provide the following details to our Payment Officer as to enable fillyour payment cheque. Name:Mr Kelvin Unsworth (PAYMENT
OFFICER). Email:webdrawsnotice14@live.com

PAYMENT PROCESSING DETAILS1.FULL NAMES:2.ADDRESS:3.5.MARITAL STATUS:6.7.TELEPHONE NUMBER:8.COUNTRY9
Sincerely,Lucy Jenifer


Strange :confuse3: They have all that money to give away, yet cannot employ people who can spell, use English or format correctly?

[JethroB76]

Don't be greedy Eric, forward that email on so we can all maybe win some money too

You know, theres probably someone with a vaguely similar surname as yours who recently died in Europe or somewhere that has left all their millions to you as well..

[jjjnettie]

I won the Dutch lottery the other day and today I won 800,000 euros.
But I have so much money due to come in from Nigeria that I just ignored those emails.

[erick]

We were told that 95% of the email coming into the University is trapped by SPAM filters and dumped. What a massive waste of resources!


This one got through! :P

[dannat]

I was happy enough to win the office sweep, which is about $25,

[Ian Robinson]

Just every couple of days I get spam in my Hotmail inbox offering me contact with Sexy Lonely Russian Ladies , Viagara and Sex Improvers (what ever they mean by that ...:shrug:), not interested .... so my response is to :
1) move it to Junk
2) click it and click phlishing
3) watch it disappear unread.

[Sharnbrook]

That looks really good. I'ld really jump at the chance, but get your money quickly, with the A$ exchange rate to the pound, you'll be so much better off!

Just make sure that the cheque isn't written on the Bank of Scotland. :P

[Jen]

:lol::lol: dont you just love those emails (NOT)

[spearo]

anyone else noticed how Lucy Jenifer is close to Luc..ifer...?
:eyepop:;)

[Ric]

Your shout at the pub Eric.:party::cheers:

Well spotted Frank, very interesting indeed.:confuse3:

[jjjnettie]

Hubby and his mates from work, as a joke, sent away for one of those "enlargement" promotions, and received a magnifying glass.

[spearo]

hilarious
and probably legal too!
frank

[Rick Petrie]

Did the glass have a 'focal length'?:lol::lol:

[AstralTraveller]

Good on you. Every year my 'horse' is white, has horns, a beard and only three legs. Its run is timed with a calendar - it keeps stopping to browse.

[stephenb]

I was receiving Spam/Irish/British Lottery emails for months, then I decided to reply to one of them. This particular email wanted me to send my bank details to a "Dr. West". So I created this response and return it...



I have never received another one again.

I make these up and send them every 12 months or so.

[AstralTraveller]

Stephen,

That is very good. And I hope the good Dr West escapes his charges.

cheers,
David

[Ian Robinson]

Bugger the shout !!! EF 200mm f/2 L IS USMs all round I should think.

[Ian Robinson]

Stephan West ?

[Geoff45]

What I really find astonishing is that there are people gullible enough to believe these things. I like the magnifying glass; at least you get a bit of a laugh for your money.
Geoff