Its getting there

[xelasnave]

Man it has been a long road back after pussy thu up and stuffed my lap top:mad2:...the 300d went down shortly after:mad2:..but was resurected by a guy selling me the 450d :)..I could not believe it it was a flat battery:eyepop::shrug::screwy::whis tle:...

I dont know what the heck happened or why I did not change the battery at the time:shrug:..I must have been tired:shrug: ..it was an all nighter so I blame my stupidity on lack of sleep..well at least that particular example of stupidity..other stuff has different reasons...

Anyways I got the cameras, a new lap top, and today my Son hooked me to his wireless net thingy in his office so although my 3g pre paid is not available I feel that I am so close to getting back on track...:thumbsup::D:D:D

And how about Telstra...I went into their shop to ask about a 3g link account..not pre paid..the sales girl came on with the pre paid thingy which I thought would be great I wanted to think about it and when I went back to get it...guess what they did not have the thing in stock:eyepop::shrug::screwy:..

so I went to another Telstra store..and they did not have them either..why why why would you promote and try to sell something not in stock beats me..if the girl had shut up and sold me the 3g account and not told me about the pre paid she would have made a sale...

I has to be me:shrug: ..as my Dad said ...you sure attract the odd balls (in refernce to the lady who wakes me up most days to tell me she hates men and hopes I will die in a bush fire...man on man...) and the next thing she says I waste my abilities as I could save millions of people:shrug: She calls me the king to the neighbour in the van:screwy:

And she is in my house up home cause she called me and told me she is back from brizzy...this is the astrology lady...

OK I have it opposites attract:)..

I am full of peace and love she holds the opposite I guess...and astronomy and astrology..can you imagine what it is like to sit in the car and hear it all...on a trip from brizzy to Sydney..but in that regard I did not care just to have someone talking at me they can talk any crap they want...I was that lonely:sadeyes:

the only scary thing is she can tell you someones personality from their birth day..without seeing them... I know it is crap so it is confussing why she is so on the money when she does her thing:shrug:..

I have printed out the gravity thread going here where folk suggested that gravity push may be wrong so I can read it and maybe ..if I can rev myself up..answer all the questions for those who are still not entirely convince there is no such thing as attraction:whistle:..or maybe convince myself to give up on it:rolleyes:... if only I could cease to believe in it ... I could be free give up my crackpot ways and conform..nah that is just not me I guess:P

So I am bored again but not lonely cause I brought my dogs down:thumbsup::):):):):)..and sad news my boy , my baby dog is dead:sadeyes::sadeyes::sadeyes::sad eyes:...

I think my neighbours dog may have killed him..the neighbour who lost his home:(and I let him put a van on my block so he would have a home).


We rang my Son to tell him and ruined his afternoon because he thought we were telling him it was a call for him:lol::lol::lol:..well it seems funny 2 hours after the event:P.:P


But the good news is we are selling stuff:thumbsup: I can not believe anyone would buy at the moment but I suspect it is the dollar difference..sold a property to a yank who flew in only days ago thumbsup:..

So you can see why my mind is distracted from the only important thing to think about....gravity:P

So all is good in my Universe:thumbsup:

alex:):):)

[leon]

Love your stories Alex, you live such an eventful life, for the want of a better word, so I hope your Universe just gets better. ;)

Leon :thumbsup:

[matt]

Wow. You should be recording all this on video, Alex. It's better than anything on TV at the moment!:lol:

[TrevorW]

Read it didn't understand most of it but still read it !!!

:shrug:

[Jen]

Great effort with all the emoticons 7/10 :lol::lol::lol::lol:
:thumbsup::thumbsup:

[Dog Star]

Sorry to hear about your dog Alex.:sadeyes:

[taminga16]

Alex,
Sorry to hear about your dog, don't forget to smell the roses.

Take care,

Greg.

[Miaplacidus]

Hi Alex,

What do they put in the water up there in Tabulam???? I've heard it said that you, Alex, are really a roomful of monkeys with typewriters and now I'm gonna have to admit that it's starting to sound plausible. No offense to all of you, by the way. You out of control primates are one of the reasons I hang around these dark halls. So many of the other diatribes here just make too much sense to be interesting.

I'm sorry about the dog, but since most of the emoticons looked happy, I'm going to assume that you are too, mostly. I sure hope so.

Regards to everybody,

Brian.

[Ric]

Good to see your back with us again Alex.:thumbsup:

Your going to have to write a book on your life mate. It will be a best seller for sure but there is no way you can title it "An Ordinary Life":lol:

I'm looking forward to your posts.

Cheers

[astroron]

Maybe something they grow or drink:lol::lol::lol:
Ron

[GTB_an_Owl]

have posted on Alex's neck of the woods before

see this link

http://www.iceinspace.com.au/forum/showpost.php?p=172160&postcount=265



geoff

[xelasnave]

Yes I am very happy:)...thats what I was trying to say:D.

I really live a very ordinary life really but it sounds different when you see it in print but most folk go thru similar things I feel :shrug:...

And I really look ordinary because the beard is gone and the hair is not as long as it was:eyepop:.

I even put on a suit and went out with my Son on a listing presentation..and that was funny cause I tend to chat a bit and relate stories to people in my real life whereas here I try to be brief;).

I was telling them what I had been doing for the last ten odd years and telling a few yarns and the funny thing was the lady interupted me to ask what they had to do to get the house on the market:lol::lol::lol:...

many agents have to sortta talk owners into listing and they explain this and that...usually crap really:rolleyes:...all the things their agency will do..they are going to do so much ....and the people expect thousands thru the home after such a presentation... Well I did not cover anything as to marketing as I said she interupted me to say they wanted to sell with us....anyways my Son got the listing and he really did not have to say anything about marketing or how he would get it sold:):):)....

I think people feel important if you talk to them and listen to them... I only talk until they feel relaxed enough to talk to me as a friend sort of...

Moving home is a big thing for folk who have been in a home from the time their kids were babies up to the time those kids move out and have their own babies... and so they feel alone in the house and cant see why they need a big house anymore.

I moved around so much when I was a kid because of my fathers work ..you only got promotions if you would move to some place that you never would bother with if not for the job promotion...
thats why I became a good fighter...because each new town some fool kid would think he had someone he could boss around... so in the end I used to turn up at school on my first day and figure who was top dog and chalenge him.
After that no one would bother me and would want to be my friend:thumbsup:.

Funny the last time ..2nd year at high school.. I figured who it was before school went in and we agreed to meet after school... but when I got to the place he agree there were four other kids who wanted to have him as well ..the word got around because I stood up to him...now one had called him out till then...he was a bully and they always go to water;).

My grandfather taught me to box and the police boys club taught me judo...but my grandfather told me "if I find you have started a fight you will get a flogging..if you are in a fight and lose it you will get a worse flogging"...
so I had to wait until the other boy in the fight threw the first punches and then I was entitled to clean him up:whistle:...but the point I was trying to make I had to have a real good defence so they could not hit me in that first flurry and I could tell grandfather they threw the first punches:D.

ANd how is this for irony... for those who may enjoy my yarns I will tell this story...

I lecture mates, who are always getting into fights, that they dont realise it but you can hit someone they fall down and crack their scull and then you can be in real trouble ..thats a fact most forget.........anyways I was at a new year party..2000 sorrta a big one... this guy for no reason walked up to a mates car and smashed the windscreen... (Geoff this was at my bother in laws up Mudflat Road and the guy who smashed the windscreen was Andy the harp player) anyways I went to talk to him and ask what was the matter:shrug:.... I could see he was wired and easily slipped his king hit (cause I put my chin out to give him something to swing at;)) anyways
I shaped up and started after him..he though I was going to cream him and he was backing away backing away and he tripped:) went over backwards and smashed his head:eyepop:... I did not realise he was hurt and used the oppertunity to sit on his chest and point out that he was behaving badly and he would have to buy a new windscreen:D.....
BUT and this is the point of it... I stayed out of town for about a month to give him time to repent.....Well when I got into town people were coming up to me.."I hear you beat Andy to a pulp" " I heard you had him by the ancles dangling over the cliff" etc etc... it was like they were talking about something that I was not present at ...the facts were so distorted...I did not hit him he fell before I could line him up...true I had no sckin missing and if I had hit him ..well you cut your knuckles on their teeth and it hurts for days after..so I would know and I was not drunk or dizzy from smoke from the fire;);)

Now that was bad enough but I ran into his missus in Tenterfield about three months after the event.

"Hows Andy" I asked "He is OK" she said nice as..."Lucky I did not hit him" I said trying to move past the incident....

WOW off she went:eyepop:.... "You hit him.. you beat him like he was a side of beef ...over and over" ...and burst into tears and ran off..... I did not get close enough to hit him he fell before I could nail him.....

So eye wintess reports are not worth zip and if he had died I reckon I would have been facing a murder charge at worst or a manslaughter charge at best......

So boys and girls do not fight and do not rely on eyewitnesses ....

alex:):):)

[xelasnave]

The funniest scrap I ever had...well it was over before it began..this guy was causing trouble at a party at my place down the river ..so I went over and he was going off ..I walked up behind him thinking it would be on and...wait for it he turned looked at me and punched the tree along side him with such force he broke his hand...

Why why why ... the answer to that one is even more puzzling than how gravity works.

alex

[GTB_an_Owl]

don't bother writing the book Alex
go staight for the mini series :thumbsup:

geoff