1 for Boy's & Girl's

[DeanoNZL]

My darling wife asked the other day, " If a man speaks, and a woman is not present, is he still wrong?"
I am stumped for an answer, please help...:sadeyes:
CS

[ving]

yes indeed he is....

you are learning young grasshopper :P

[duncan]

I'm always wrong just ask ...........LOL:lol: :rofl:

[ballaratdragons]

Who cares!

The only good point is that it is the only time a man gets to have the last word :lol:

[spacezebra]

Hahahahhaaaaa......

Ken - What last word............:lol: says who

Cheers Petra

[hookedonsaturn]

4 wives and i still haven't figured out the answer to that one.

1 thing i have learnt is there are 2 rules when dealing with wives

rule #1 wife is always right
rule #2 if wife is wrong see rule #1:lol:

[MortonH]

If a man drinks 12 beers when his wife isn't around, is he still drunk?

[Omaroo]

Morton's on the right track here.... it's just a matter of tolerance.

:whistle:

[casstony]

You guys have it easy. Someone I know has a psychologist as a wife. One is not only informed of being wrong, one will receive mandatory, detailed reasoning why one is wrong - this will continue until one has attained the enlightened state of truly knowing one was wrong - one then seeks forgiveness and the pain ends.

[Omaroo]

LUXURY!

My wife is a Reverse Psychologist - and is always telling me I'm completely right all the time, and I always fall for it.

[casstony]

You're freaking me out Omarro - I didn't think of reverse psychology. I've tried consoling myself with a Pentax, Panoptic and Nagler......not sure what to try next.

[GTB_an_Owl]

hang on a minute !

i remember one time when i was at Bunnings i overheard a salesman saying to a bloke "are you right mate" - i took him aside and said to him "you should know better than to ask a bloke that question - we are always right"

he laughed

geoff

[radu5er]

At my house, I always get the last TWO words...

They are, "Yes dear!"

;)

Rick

[erick]

Here you go, guys!

http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~thoffman/videos/mansong.swf

(Not too long a download I hope!!)

[jjjnettie]

Hee hee hee.