Funniest Ebay advice ever?

[GazzMeister]

Hello All

I was just checking out what's available on good old ebay and came across a glut of chinese optics.

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/New-Actual-16-Power-Nikula-16x32-Binocular-Telescopes_W0QQitemZ320127914344QQi hZ011QQcategoryZ10955QQrdZ1QQcmdZVi ewItem

Check out these guys. My favourite line is:
Warning:
Please don't look at the sun absolutely. If you look at the sun, your eyes may be ache and blind sometimes.

Good for a laugh...

[mill]

Hehe seen that one a few times and they have a lot more mistakes.
I like the ache bit.

[ving]

lol, seen that b4.... funny stuff :D

[ballaratdragons]

No make fun of them English. Probably took a lot of clock to write all that.

The product is certainly a very good one scope for viewing of the up there sky. Many of us telescoper user originated with these such item.