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leon
07-09-2023, 03:23 PM
I told my wife that I would like to be cremated …
…. she made an appointment for next Tuesday. :lol::lol:

Leon :thumbsup:

Marko of Oz
07-09-2023, 10:21 PM
:rofl:

PCH
09-09-2023, 10:34 PM
Lol Leon,

I’m not sure I’d be given that long! :lol:

leon
10-09-2023, 06:26 AM
Is it me or is it them ...

I had dinner with my big brother and some of his family on Sunday. This is a very, very, very rare thing as we live in separate parts of the country.

Anyway, as I was sipping my shiraz with them holding their schooners of something, I realised that my brother and his 40 something son looked confused, incredulous and didn't know what to say next when I said we had never watched The Block.

Perhaps I'm a snob? :shrug:

Leon :thumbsup:

leon
10-09-2023, 06:29 AM
Remember ...

It's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.:lol:

Enjoy the week,:thumbsup:

Leon:thumbsup:

leon
10-09-2023, 06:32 AM
Puns, or just a dad joke ...

I entered a Pun competition and sent in ten puns to see if I could win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.:rolleyes:

Leon :thumbsup:

leon
10-09-2023, 06:34 AM
Telehealth ...

… in order to make an appointment, he first had to update his operating system, download an app, get a username, choose a password, log in to a health portal, navigate to messages and write to his doctor … by then it was too late...:sadeyes:

Leon:thumbsup:

leon
10-09-2023, 06:35 AM
When I say, "The other day," I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.:shrug:

Have a great day.;)

Leon:thumbsup:

Boozlefoot
10-09-2023, 05:32 PM
Scott Cam turned up at my pub today (with his busload of cohorts). We don't get on. Let's leave it at that. Bah!