Stay away for Cows

[FlashDrive]

How gross is this .....

[LewisM]

Eye watering

[Saturnine]

Gives a new meaning to the hairstyle called a cowlick.

[Pepper]

Certainly not the worst end of a cow to have in your face.

[LewisM]

Same look on Mrs. Halsey's face when Pops goes in for the pash :P

[FlashDrive]

I just told my Mrs ...your in trouble boy .....!!

[Hans Tucker]

At least a cow doesn't lick its butt. People let Dogs lick their faces and mouth.

[raymo]

Maybe they secretly lick other cows' butts.
raymo

[Sunfish]

I don’t know . Just a friendly grazer. I have a photo of my wife being kissed by a whiskery seal.

She does not look impressed. My then 5 yo daughter thought it was the funniest thing she had ever seen. The fishy smell would be the worst.

I would post that but I want to live to die another day.

[xelasnave]

Reading this reminded me of something but first let me say I avoided my dogs licking my face ..goodness knows what they may have caught..anyways one time my little favourite "mother dog" jumped up and licked at me just as I had my mouth wide open and I recon every bit of her tounge went in my mouth...something you can never forget...
Same with folk letting their cat lick them..they just dont think things thru.

Alex

[Boozlefoot]

Mmmmmm.......Ox tongue and mustard sandwiches....how offal!

[xelasnave]

:lol::lol::lol:

Alex

[multiweb]

Is that a Tefal?

[xelasnave]

The founders first name was Marc, Marc, his first name just like yours is your first name and French.
Alex

[FlashDrive]

Yep .....and it's going to hurt ;)

[multiweb]

At least it won't stick :P