Alien question

[Glenn Dawes]

Hi guys,

Just a little fun. I've been watching the X files since it came back on Foxtel's Scifi channel. One episode left me thinking what would I say if I had a close encounter of the 3rd kind? (forget about how improbable it is)

If you had the opportunity to ask a being from an alien race one question, what would it be?

Let's see..... I'll start with "Why the obsession with anal probes?"

Seriously, I can think of so many, I wish I could get away with "can I ask you a hundred questions?"

Regards

Glenn

[duncan]

Hi Glenn,

One could only presume that if and when we do meet them,that they would be supremely intelligent and peaceful. Otherwise they would probably wipe themselves out through wars. Now that being the case i think going with them to see their world would be the ultimate even knowing that by the time you got back to Earth everyone you knew would probably be long gone.


Take me to your leader:D

Cheers,
Duncan:thumbsup:

[sheeny]

"Where are you from?"

...seems so much more productive than the more casual "So... are you from round here?":lol:

Al.

[GTB_an_Owl]

my question would be -

'you here to see Ving, or H0ughy ?'

[toetoe]

"you can't park there mate"

[33South]

Peter, I though you would ask "Is the missing link theory true?" ;)

[Odlaw]

Mine would be ..... Please stop calling me at home!!!!

[toetoe]

Took a minute for that to sink in Chris :lol: but i best not share the picture.:eyepop:

[Ric]

Can I have a drive of your spaceship?


cheers

[ving]

houghy obviously.. i am normal :screwy:

:P

how about "what do you have against cows?" ?:P

nah my first question would be "do you speak english? " :)
otherwise i am going to have problems communicating :)


I have to admit tho, when i first read teh title of the thread i expected a question in klingon :P

[Kirky]

If I give you a thousand bucks will you take my mother-in-law?

[xelasnave]

What speed does your craft go thru space?
alex

[Calin]

Now let me get this right, you want everything from here to the gas planet with the cute rings for three necklaces, a jar of honey, a mirror, four axes and a couple of blankets ?? ...... suuurrreeee, help yourself ... stupid little green man ... may as well trade for the stars ....... :screwy: :whistle:

[h0ughy]

I think Ving is the more Qualified Extra T!!!!:D

[leon]

Is your craft T-Bar auto, or 5 Speed Column shift :whistle:

Cheers Leon :thumbsup:

[Deeno]

"Does it get good mileage"

[circumpolar]

Do you envy us or is that your real skin colour?:ship1:

[Doug]

Have you been through customs? keep off the grass, don't litter and remember to pay your departure tax

[Rodstar]

I am surprised, Geoff, that your question isn't, "So, would you like to buy a freezer suit?" :P :lol:

[gaa_ian]

Of all the planets in the Galaxy, Why Earth ?

[styleman333]

You , me ,and the ship above this bloody cloud cover....

[GTB_an_Owl]

now! Rod

now that i'm selling them for real - i'm not supposed to talk about them in the threads
you'd think Mike would put me in the retailers section though , wouldn't you!

[jjjnettie]

I'd ask for an Electric Thumb and a copy of the Guide, then they could drop me off at the roundabout at Barnards Loop.

[Kirky]

Can we please have Elvis back?

[bloodhound31]

Are you guys all cool with God or did you mess up big like we did?

Baz:D

[DobDobDob]

Do you, DRINK, C O F F E E ?

[xelasnave]

Can we go back to your place?
alex

[wavelandscott]

Probably one of these...

(Doing my best Ms Bingle impersonation)...Where the Bloody H*** are you from?

or...

You want to put that shiny probe where?

Live long and prosper...

[ispom]

At first I would hide my cats
and would let him in no case telephone briefly
I probably would better not ask him whether he is hungry …

[Gargoyle_Steve]

" Do you guys watch a lot of sci-fi movies - what did you think of Star Wars Ep3?"

or maybe

" Can you bring back all my missing socks, pens, etc? "

[beren]

If I had an encounter of the third kind I would hope naturally the representative of the alien species would be of a humanoid shape with human female characteristics . After a few introductory drinks I think i would ask a question that would give me an idea on their civilization, culture, history, home world etc........and motive for visiting :abduct:

[acropolite]

I'd say That way Mike wouldn't have to ask....:P

[okiscopey]

"What was it like working with Steven Spielberg?"

[shredder]

My question / statement would be along the lines of....

I always knew I couldnt be related to this lot... so what took you?

[ballaratdragons]

One question huh?

"Please tell me EVERYTHING".

[Gargoyle_Steve]

"Do you have a spare 1.21 GigaWatt flux capacitor? I seem to have blown mine, and I can't get the DeLorean home without it."

[ballaratdragons]

"Is that a Ray Gun in your pocket or are you just happy to be here?"