33South
27-01-2007, 01:09 PM
A cautionary tale with expletives removed.
Mid December my Visa debit card stops working - unable to read strip
Go to bank, yes its damaged we will send a new card.
Dec 22nd card arrives with letter saying the PIN number will arrive in few days.
Why do the say Personal Identification Number Number ? (rant 1a)
Christmas comes and goes - PIN does not arrive.
Phone bank; explain the situation, he (1) says
"May have got delayed with the Christmas mail, can you wait another coupla days."
"If it still doesn’t turn up we will have to send out a new card and PIN number"
Coupla days come and go, phone bank, explain again, he (2) says
"You don’t need a new card and PIN we can just send out the PIN number, I'll organise that"
Few days come and go - Happy New Year, no PIN. Phone bank explain again, she (1) says
"Been a technical problem with sending out PIN letters, coupla days"
Coupla days later PIN arrives, funny I though, that’s the same as my old one, ah well easy to remember.
Small problem, I can’t find the activation letter.
Phone bank, explained again, he (3) says
"No problem I can do that for you over the phone"
"I will just send an internal email, allow 24hrs then you can use it"
"BUT you will need to use a merchant EFTPOS such as Coles not an ATM and for an amount over $10"
Me "Sorry can you explain that again, I only use the card in ATMs"
Dude "You can’t use an ATM to activate it"
Insert picture of me banging head against brick wall saying naughty words.
Coupla day later, I try card at friendly merchant just in case (local bottle shop) doesn’t work!!!!
Apologise and use alternate card (AMEX - never had a problem in 25 years)
This morning, phone bank explain again, she (2) says
"Doesn’t seem to be activated yet, cant contact the other person until Monday, can I get him to call you"
Me "Monday - I want some cash today, what are you going to do about it"
She "Yes I will get him to call you on Monday"
Me, thinking something was lost in translation "Let me explain again......."
She "No that’s not right, you must use the card and PIN at an ATM to activate"
Me "Thank you, maybe that’s why it shows as not activated"
She "The record shows it as not activated I cant contact the other person until Monday, I will get him to call you."
Insert picture of me banging head against brick wall saying naughty words.
Decide to go and try it in an ATM.... still no cash and a sore head.
But on the bright side I did get to see the comet again last night from across the street.
Mid December my Visa debit card stops working - unable to read strip
Go to bank, yes its damaged we will send a new card.
Dec 22nd card arrives with letter saying the PIN number will arrive in few days.
Why do the say Personal Identification Number Number ? (rant 1a)
Christmas comes and goes - PIN does not arrive.
Phone bank; explain the situation, he (1) says
"May have got delayed with the Christmas mail, can you wait another coupla days."
"If it still doesn’t turn up we will have to send out a new card and PIN number"
Coupla days come and go, phone bank, explain again, he (2) says
"You don’t need a new card and PIN we can just send out the PIN number, I'll organise that"
Few days come and go - Happy New Year, no PIN. Phone bank explain again, she (1) says
"Been a technical problem with sending out PIN letters, coupla days"
Coupla days later PIN arrives, funny I though, that’s the same as my old one, ah well easy to remember.
Small problem, I can’t find the activation letter.
Phone bank, explained again, he (3) says
"No problem I can do that for you over the phone"
"I will just send an internal email, allow 24hrs then you can use it"
"BUT you will need to use a merchant EFTPOS such as Coles not an ATM and for an amount over $10"
Me "Sorry can you explain that again, I only use the card in ATMs"
Dude "You can’t use an ATM to activate it"
Insert picture of me banging head against brick wall saying naughty words.
Coupla day later, I try card at friendly merchant just in case (local bottle shop) doesn’t work!!!!
Apologise and use alternate card (AMEX - never had a problem in 25 years)
This morning, phone bank explain again, she (2) says
"Doesn’t seem to be activated yet, cant contact the other person until Monday, can I get him to call you"
Me "Monday - I want some cash today, what are you going to do about it"
She "Yes I will get him to call you on Monday"
Me, thinking something was lost in translation "Let me explain again......."
She "No that’s not right, you must use the card and PIN at an ATM to activate"
Me "Thank you, maybe that’s why it shows as not activated"
She "The record shows it as not activated I cant contact the other person until Monday, I will get him to call you."
Insert picture of me banging head against brick wall saying naughty words.
Decide to go and try it in an ATM.... still no cash and a sore head.
But on the bright side I did get to see the comet again last night from across the street.