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xelasnave
14-07-2018, 07:11 PM
Is it just me but I think she is so nice.

She reminds me of my first wife.

Anyways I really like her and am seeking input as to what to do next.

Would it work...I mean could we be happy...should I tell her how I feel and cause her to be restless longing for a life of peace in the bush or should I just leave her be?

I know I would probably move on to fast and she would be devestated.

But is she attractive? or am I just thinking of times that will never be more than a memory.
Alex

Mamba
14-07-2018, 07:40 PM
Her silence is more eloquent than the ravings of the orange narcissist.
Now, back to Jupiter, I only came in to warm up.
Mamba

xelasnave
14-07-2018, 09:26 PM
I have never had the pleasure of talking to someone from Jupiter☺

I just cant rev up to go out again tonight...not the cold I just feel tired from a month of each night ever night...astronomy I mean.
Alex

JA
15-07-2018, 05:31 AM
She is a beautiful woman no doubt.
They make a great married couple and good luck to them.

Best
JA

Boozlefoot
15-07-2018, 04:21 PM
Sorry to say Alex, but it's not Mrs Trump. In actual fact she's a Secret Service standin / doppelganger

FlashDrive
15-07-2018, 04:38 PM
:lol:

billdan
15-07-2018, 06:14 PM
Baby steps Alex, write her a letter first and ask her if she wants to be your pen-pal.
If that works out OK then you can get personal and ask her if she can cook and clean, mow the lawns and open stubbies for you etc.

AndrewJ
15-07-2018, 06:32 PM
Make sure she owns a boat as well
Must have pictures.
Andrew

Imme
15-07-2018, 08:10 PM
.....you can do better

AstralTraveller
15-07-2018, 08:41 PM
I read somewhere that you got one life brother, you gotta go for it, you can make anything happen. :P

Tell her. In person. ......







...... drunk (preferably her too)

Impress her with your charm, wit, astrophotos and post-count. Tell her you rescue children from caves - hell, she'll buy it.

Make sure she understands what harge lands you have ..... we know she doesn't like holding little ones. And that is all your own natural hair.

AndyG
15-07-2018, 08:50 PM
2nd'd. This is how I scored my Wife.



Alex, She'd be powerless against your post count. It's almost... unfair.

FlashDrive
16-07-2018, 11:29 AM
:lol:

FlashDrive
16-07-2018, 11:34 AM
:lol:

That's a good one to ...:thumbsup:

:rofl:

Col...:D

gaseous
16-07-2018, 01:49 PM
Deleted - TOS rules.

barx1963
16-07-2018, 01:57 PM
While enjoying this thread I note you have over 10,000 posts now on IIS Alex!!
What red blooded woman of the world would not be impressed!!

Malcolm

FlashDrive
16-07-2018, 02:01 PM
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xelasnave
16-07-2018, 05:09 PM
I had no idea:eyepop:.

I think I will continue my solitary life...I wont boast the multiple relationships that I have been in but lets say I have had my fill of cuddles:)

I like to stay up all night these days taking astro photos, sleep in my clothes and eat from a frying pan...I dont think I could live with another for any length of time as I really like my space and freedom.


But she is nice.

alex

redbeard
16-07-2018, 09:34 PM
How much have you had to drink?
:lol: