How to impress a potential romantic partner with science

[madbadgalaxyman]

How to impress a prospective romantic partner with science:

(1)
A particular member of IIS who has an unnatural passion for globular clusters and stellar evolution, would wish to hear the following passionate statement from his dream girlfriend:
"Darling, I just love that way you talk..... about elemental abundances in stellar atmospheres".

(2) My own attempt to impress someone with science was when I had some correspondence with a very very beautiful Brazilian extragalactic astronomer. So this is what I said to this most attractive (female) scientist:

"You have some very very beautiful......data"


- Robert

[jenchris]

Like telling Racquel Welch she has a nice hair style.
Try telling her astronomers do it all night

[AstroJunk]

I don't think you should do Science on the first date - Yes its fun to get cerebral, but ultimately you won't respect her publications...

[blink138]

........... in the morning!
pat

[Astro_Bot]

I never could refuse a woman who was good at calculus - after she's shown me the area under her curves, it's pure bliss.

[jenchris]

I knew a woman who was good at calculus, she was a dental hygenist

[AstralTraveller]

Your efforts are doomed to failure! :P

[Ric]

Good one David. :thumbsup: :lol:

[jenchris]

Hi David,
Quem di diligunt adulescens moritur
Qui dederit cacas.

[Varangian]

Disagree entirely - you just have to find the right chicken!

[traveller]

Perhaps the chicken crossed over the existential plane into a parallel or alternate universe?

[AstralTraveller]

Not I.

I adopted my signature the day after the last Federal election. Still seems appropriate but I will change it as soon as some inspiration strikes. Hmmm ... could be stuck with it for a while. :D

[julianh72]

Nil illegitimum carborundum

(Don't let the ba$tard$ grind you down)

[Wavytone]

"Just look up ..." dunno what it is about girls outdoors under a dark starry sky but they go all cuddly and fall right into my arms every time :lol:

[jenchris]

If I want to look up, I use Google...

[Baddad]

The big DO NOT:D

Do not say to her that her teeth are like stars, they come out at night.

Unless you like hospital food of the soft mushy kind.

Cheers:)

[Wavytone]

:eyepop:

[Varangian]

Ah nice - gives new meaning to what came first? The chicken or the worm hole?:lol:

[andyc]

In the pub the first night we met, I foolishly showed my future wife photos of Jupiter and Saturn I'd taken at the eyepiece of my Dob, and was using as a screensaver on my phone :eyepop: (very blurry by the standards of many on here!). Eight years later and we're still very happy...


but then she is a research physicist and planetary scientist, I knew the way to her heart!! :D

[jenchris]

Short sighted too I guess