Another Scam

[jjjnettie]

I received this email this morning.
I have since reported it to yahoo as well as to www.scamwatch.gov.au


You have been assigned for assassination and you have got less than 72 hours to get back is you sure wants to live and value your life. Feel free to get the national securities involved, but If you inform the police or anybody death is promised. Dont forget you might just end up revealing this top secret to the wrong person and my men are watching you right now and every move you make I get informed. Email me now 2jmohang@gmail.com

[asimov]

FGS what will they stoop to next I wonder???

[deanm]

Charming!

http://www.dia.govt.nz/diawebsite.nsf/wpg_URL/Services-Anti-Spam-Email-Scams-March-2012

"You have been betrayed!!! It’s a pity that this how your life is going to come to an end as your death had already been paid for by someone who is very close to you from all investigations.

I have ordered 3 (three) of my men to monitor every move of you and make sure you are not out of sight till the date of your assassination.

According to the report I gets, you seem to be innocent about what you have been accuse but I have no business with that, so that’s why am contacting you to know if truly you are innocent and how much you value your life.

Get back to me if you sure want to live on, ignore this mail only if you feel it’s a joke or just a threat.

Don’t forget your days on earth are numbered, so you have the chance to live if only you will comply with me.

WARNING: Tell no one about this mail to you because he or she might just be the person who wants you dead, and if that happens, I will be aware and am going to make sure you DIE instantly.

I will give you every detail of where to be and how to take any actions be it legal or illegal, that’s only when I read from you.

You need to stay calm and act unaware of this situation and follow instructions because any move you make that is suspicious; you will DIE as your days are numbered."

[Octane]

They're called hitlads.

I've been enjoying a 2,000-post thread on 419eater on these cretins.

They are lots of fun to play with. :)

H

[Octane]

Play along with them.

They will want you to deposit money into a Western Union account.

Make up excuses as to why you can't do it, or, ask them to explain what Western Union is; request that you would rather pay into a bank account (if you get the bank account, private message it to me and I'll get it closed through appropriate channels).

H

[deanm]

Ace!

Larks: something to do during daylight!

Dean

[GeoffW1]

Hi Nettie,

This is the important bit don't you reckon? :lol:

Cheers and take care

[jjjnettie]

I replies to them just now

ermagerd,
vin achen bladen holdez.
Ichen einde blan eh neinchin
dur spein weasel

scheinweizen
jenatte

[jjjnettie]

Yeah, but, no
I already have a creeper who sets up in the park across the road and does his washing there.
He's always there....

[el_draco]

Obviously, this numb-numb struggled with basic literacy at school. Maybe we should all send one back saying, " We're watching you turkey and if anything happens to jjjnettie... you get castrated with a blunt auger..." :lol: :lol:

[LewisM]

That's not a nice way to talk about Phil :) ;) :D

I like your response. I sent one back in Russian once. Never got a reply. :(

[DavidU]

Can I have your 550D JJJJ LOL
:D

[jjjnettie]

:) Of course David.

Got another email from him...

"You shall die....Write me in English"

[LewisM]

mih esufnoc ot sdrawkcab etirW.

Meh, we are all gonna die... Do you want it on your feet? Or on your [beep] knees... begging?! I ain't much for begging! Nobody ever gave me nothing! So I say [beep] that [scammer]! Let's fight it! (apologies to Dillon ;))

[DavidU]

Send them this recent pic of you LOL

[ZeroID]

'Me' in English ......
or
Eng(me)lish

Well, ... what did you expect ? :shrug:

:thumbsup:

[jjjnettie]

My last message I sent him, in reply to his "Expect Death" email.

"I shall bake some cupcakes to go with the Earl Grey tea. How many hit men should I cater for? Looking forward to meeting you all.
xox"
or words to that effect.

He's going to think he's got one crazy psycho spamming his mail box
lolol

[bojan]

I have much more pleasant email, with photo, from Yana:

G'day to you!

I am sorry but I don't know you name because you sent me an unsigned
message 2 weeks ago. What is your name?

First of all, I am sending you my picture as you wanted. I am sorry,
in my profile my picture is very small. This one is much better. Can
you send me your picture? There is no photo in your profile. Today I
again have sent you a message on the website but you never reply my
messages. So, I am writing you to your personal email address which
you gave me in your the only one message to me.

I hope you still remember me. My name is Yana, from Ukraine. I am 28
years old. I am coming to Australia within next 4 weeks. I will be
very glad to be friends with you!

I hope you will write me soon and you will tell me more about
yourself. I promise to reply with more pics and with more info about
me!

Please, reply to

I am waiting for your reply!

Sincerely, Yana.

[jjjnettie]

:) Sincerely Yana looks very pretty.

[Nortilus]

haha...baking cupcakes for the hitmen...LOLz...make them crack sticks...they will keep you hostage instead...LOL...

[LewisM]

BACK OFF BOJAN! She's mine, she emailed me first!!

The title subject line from "her" to me was blunt, Simply, it said "copulation".

Well, copulate me, if that's not direct ;)

[el_draco]

Avoid her like the plague.... She's a PEROXIDE blonde :eyepop::eyepop:

[alocky]

Why does Yana feel the need to partially lurk behind a bush?

[GeoffW1]

Did not mean to remind you of him :(

I'd make sure of having some very clear photos of his face, also anyone there with him from time to time, and any vehicles too, in case followup is ever needed. How sympathetic are the local cops?

Trust all other things are going well.

Cheers

[jjjnettie]

The creeper is "mostly harmless". He lives in his car and is delusional (he thinks he's a banished member of the British Royal Family)
Everyone in town knows him.

[jjjnettie]

Well, I was talking to the ex the other day and one of his mates has been talking with "Yana" and has agreed to meet with her in Bangkok. :(
I can only see this ending badly. :(
I explained that it's just a scam and to please try to talk him out of it, but he said that there are genuine Russian women on internet looking for husbands.

[Octane]

Jeanette, I implore you to send your ex a message telling him to get his mate to get his arse to scamwarners.com

He may be able to read the victim's stories there and save himself before it is too late.

H

[LewisM]

Hmmm, considering homosexuality is illegal in Russia, I can see this :) :) :)

Looking for husbands though is not ilegal :)

[jjjnettie]

:( he thinks it's a good joke that he's going over.
I said, they'll knock him on the head and do him over. Even my son's were backing me up.
The fellow is a door to door sales mans dream. :( He's cladded his house, re roofed his roof, put on new guttering he didn't need. :(
The ex isn't much better. My son Jack had to tell him to get off the phone from the fake microsoft people.

[jjjnettie]

yeah yeah, LOL I'll fix my post up.

[jjjnettie]

I'll post a link to the site on FB. I know that the ex stalks me there, so he will see it. :)

[killswitch]

Ive received a couple of crackup spam emails from the Nigerian Space Agency in the past. Apparently a Nigerian astronaut is stranded in space, and i need to transfer funds to get him home.

[Octane]

Ed, that one is a hoot!

H

[Screwdriverone]

ROFL Andrew!

Maybe "Jana" is one of the three assassins that are stalking Jeanette?

They ARE watching her right now after all?

Some people are just too gullible to have money......I often see westerners walking down the street with obviously marketable women from various nationalities known for their "trading practices", holding their hands. I don't deny people their happiness, IF they are happy, but it is soooo obvious that you just cant help but feel a little sickened by it.

Cheers

Chris

[bojan]

Maybe she is his daughter :P

[Ric]

Is he still up there. :confused2:

Wasn't he stuck up there when the shuttles were still flying. :lol: