More Lenses than an er-----n

leon · #1 24-09-2018, 02:55 PM

Hi Guys

I have been with my dear Alice for a very long time, probably two life sentences in jail

, but i love her dearly

Anyway all the time she has known me i have bought, sold and bought again, many lenses and/or cameras.

Anyway today i sold another Lens and she said, another one, you have bought and sold more lenses then you have had erections.

I thought for a moment and said, at my age you may be right darling, but isn't a new lens a sight to behold, you can use it any time, I will say no more.

Leon

Mods if it doesn't meet the standards of IIS feel free to delete, I just had the biggest laugh for a long time

FlashDrive (Poppy) · #2 24-09-2018, 03:04 PM

Oooooh no ... my pure mind has been corrupted ....I'll never be the same ...

RB (Andrew) · #3 24-09-2018, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by leon

but isn't a new lens a sight to behold, you can use it any time, I will say no more.

Gee wiz Leon, I'll never look at another Canon the same way again....

troypiggo (Troy) · #4 24-09-2018, 03:23 PM

I just had to put my 100-400 zoom out of sight while reading that...

FlashDrive (Poppy) · #5 24-09-2018, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by troypiggo

I just had to put my 100-400 zoom out of sight while reading that...

julianh72 (Julian) · #6 24-09-2018, 04:35 PM

So does your good lady have a view as to whether aperture or focal length is more important?

RickS (Rick) · #7 24-09-2018, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by julianh72

So does your good lady have a view as to whether aperture or focal length is more important?

Also... with or without a lens hood?

AstralTraveller (David) · #8 24-09-2018, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by RB

Gee wiz Leon, I'll never look at another Canon the same way again....

I'll never look at another er .... hmmmm ...... nevermind.

LewisM · #9 24-09-2018, 05:22 PM

That's a very hard statement to swallow Leon.

Oh...dear...God....did...I...just.. .

Please...kill...me...

LewisM · #10 24-09-2018, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by RickS

Also... with or without a lens hood?

That's very circumspect of you Rick.

LewisM · #11 24-09-2018, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by julianh72

So does your good lady have a view as to whether aperture or focal length is more important?

Nifty 50 Leon?

astronobob (Bob) · #12 24-09-2018, 06:24 PM

You having a 'lens' of us, Leon - funny bloke

The old screw lenses or the new with just a twist and lock

tlgerdes (Trevor) · #13 24-09-2018, 06:51 PM

I hope you always used a filter on your lens, to keep it safe, and kept it in a protective bag when not in use.