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Old 08-07-2019, 03:59 PM
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LAMES are lame
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Old 08-07-2019, 04:19 PM
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Old 08-07-2019, 08:33 PM
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Careful... I’m not the only engineer here and I know a lot of pilot jokes you mightn’t like... and what I work with can carry 2,000 people.
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Careful... I know a lot of pilot jokes you mightn’t like

The story goes like this .... A Pilot reported to the Chief Engineer that his port engine was missing ... The Engineer went and had a look , ....came back in and said to the Pilot it was still there .....
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Old 09-07-2019, 07:24 PM
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An elderly pilot flies a private plane to Berlin. He lands, but gets lost on the taxiway. So he panics, stops the engine, and a massive jam builds up.

The traffic controller asks him angrily over the radio, "Did you ever fly to Berlin before?"

The pilot answers, "I did a few times in 1944, but it was dark, and anyway we didn't land".
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Old 09-07-2019, 07:48 PM
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The pilot answers, "I did a few times in 1944, but it was dark, and anyway we didn't land".
I love that movie, the one with the bouncing bombs.

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