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Old 22-05-2018, 07:50 PM
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Something that is funny but respectful taking into account global warming and the rights of minoritoes and avoiding class wealth or religion please.

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Old 22-05-2018, 08:08 PM
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OK.....
Oh its near 9 pm I have things to do so please roll them in...I had an idea for a comedy routine but thought given the number of folk that would want to kill me that really the advantages are just not just not there for me.

So a global warming guy goes to the Queen and says.. ..


Take it away Flash.

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Old 23-05-2018, 08:50 AM
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Alex .... I am waiting to see my GP in ' Gods Waiting Room '
Things went a bit sour for me just after 1am.
Without going into a whole lot of details, internal bleeding.
I guess the ' joke's ' on me now....no doubt a hospital admission is on the cards ...

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Old 23-05-2018, 09:19 AM
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Hi Col
That sounds enough to go to the doctors.
I hope all goes well.

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Get well.soon Col.

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Old 23-05-2018, 02:50 PM
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Thats the spirit Col.
My brain would probably bring $70000☺ unused and empty.
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Old 23-05-2018, 03:25 PM
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And people wonder why I left law☺
I cant put my finger on it but there is something in me that did not like the law thing...so I went real estate...do you know how you stand out if you are a straight shooter in that game...
What is the funiest joke you can remember..I have one and sadly I admit, being somewhat embarrassed, that the joke turns on the use of profanity.
Still Jim Jefferies seems to manage profanity.
But it seems confrontational there way he uses it...still I enjoy his work.
George Carlin ...I only discovered George Carlin say six months ago..it was like he mustta listeneded to me drunk at the pub but said it sober.
But he is Irish and I am at least 25% Irish.. my grandmother was 100% so maybe its the Irish thing that has me think arlin is funny when really he is just being somewhat in my view an honest grumpy man...I try not to be grumpy but there are so many openings how can you resist...well you must say it just is a d there is no point in getting upset and pla ning vendetta after vendetta. ..I save so much time just by cutting out on planning them...and now I figure if someone ticks me off they must be stupid and if they are thst stupid someone else will get them...
I have been planning a little vidio comedy thing and putting it on youtube and I thought no that cant end well...no hits and you could be crushed losing all self confidence and destroying yourself via the next available machine at your dispossal...and the dishwasher is close..but you pull back as it seems too terrible..them you think but the head lines...it would make the front page...but no you wouldnt get a cent...whats the point.
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Old 23-05-2018, 04:14 PM
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I have been working real estate for the past 9 years (we own a couple rental units) - I LOATHE it with a passion. Right now having a major issue with one tenant who leaves - hopefully - this weekend, but somehow I feel I will need to forcibly evict him (with a Police Officer in attendance).
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Old 23-05-2018, 04:31 PM
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I really enjoyed real estate.
Its terrible to say but I enjoyed being able to control things just like your eviction thing.
I made a point of being very close to the tenants of the properties I managed and kept them on side and to report maintenance issues ...a tenant is a caretaker first and a n income source second...capital gain is the goal so property inprivement key. Do it for the tenants but add value to your portfolio.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer...well keep your tenants closer☺they can be your greatest assett...

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Old 23-05-2018, 04:34 PM
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Can you talk to this bloke?
Seek a friendly resolution that will benefit both parties?
What can you give him that makes getting out beneficial?
His legs?
No.
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