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I'm so ' conservative ' that I have trouble turning ' left ' when I'm driving

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Old 19-07-2017, 12:52 PM
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I am so conservative I put on my right indicator when turning left.

I am so conservative I made the cat pay for toilet training...

I am so conservative I ignore red stop lights...


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Old 19-07-2017, 12:54 PM
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I am so conservative I ignore red lights, green lights and yellow lights..

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Old 19-07-2017, 01:31 PM
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I'm so conservative I can only walk clockwise round hills
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Old 19-07-2017, 01:35 PM
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I am so conservative I ignore red lights, green lights and yellow lights..

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.... but worship the orange-haired luminary.
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I heard this today ......

I'm so ' conservative ' that I have trouble turning ' left ' when I'm driving

Col....
That ... and you'll never get anywhere swiping left

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I once knew some people who were so conservative that they, in all seriousness, considered Neville Wran to be a communist.

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Maybe I have had a funny turn today, but i have no idea what you are talking about.
I know of red lights and so on and turning left/right etc, we all do if one drives, how dose this apply, maybe i am having a senior moment.

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Old 19-07-2017, 02:19 PM
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Conservatives are considered to be on the "right" side of the political spectrum when it's termed "left" or "right".

Hence all these directional jokes...
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Maybe I have had a funny turn today, but i have no idea what you are talking about.
I know of red lights and so on and turning left/right etc, we all do if one drives, how dose this apply, maybe i am having a senior moment.

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You are just too young to understand

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I must be a conservative - because I know I'm always right!
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.... but worship the orange-haired luminary.
Just as Abbott does, keep turning right until you reach the exit!
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I think Tony had a good right and left...
Who will know what I am talking about?
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Old 20-07-2017, 12:16 PM
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I think Tony had a good right and left...
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He's an ex-pugilist who has trouble telling a boxing ring from the political arena.

In 1977 he lost the election for President of the Syd Uni SRC - - - to a woman (oh .. the humanity). After the result of the election was announced Tony approached her in the SRC office. She imagined that he was going to congratulate her the way normal people do. No. He punched the wall either side of her head! Two closed fists. A friend of mine was a student at the time and says the story was all over campus. This makes me think that Peta Credlin must have a great left hook.
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Old 20-07-2017, 12:49 PM
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Now you have to respect a man who doesn't hit a woman.
I wonder what his view is on evolution he would be strung between survival of the fittest and turn the other cheek stuff.
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