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Old 14-08-2020, 10:18 AM
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It has to be perch, as when the time comes I have be able to lurch off
the purch. Sorry, best I could come up with in the few minutes before we
leave to go wildflower spectating.
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Old 14-08-2020, 07:26 PM
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Great thread Warren. I think Tycho had a guernsey in the play gallileo when they bought up Copernicus. Astronomy has become a popular theme in drama once more.
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Old 14-08-2020, 07:44 PM
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Great thread Warren. I think Tycho had a guernsey in the play gallileo when they bought up Copernicus. Astronomy has become a popular theme in drama once more.
Hence why Shakespeare wrote the play, 'The Taming of the Shrew', when he acquired his first telescope.....

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Great thread Warren. I think Tycho had a guernsey in the play gallileo when they bought up Copernicus. Astronomy has become a popular theme in drama once more.

Cheers mate! It's caused a bit more inspiration than I thought!
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Old 15-08-2020, 02:50 PM
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Some weird Haiku:


Summer star party.
We amble gazing upward.
Ouch, who left that there?


Celestial zoo.
Distant dark matter abounds.
Don't feed the black holes.
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Old 16-08-2020, 08:35 AM
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Old 16-08-2020, 10:38 AM
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Twinkle twinkle, little star,
The seeing’s crap, pack up the car.
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Old 21-08-2020, 10:50 AM
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Sunburn

As I gazed into the sky above
And viewed the mighty orb
I couldn’t help but notice
All the rays I had absorbed

Suddenly it dawned on me
A proper fool was I
I hadn’t used a filter
So it burned right through my eye

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Old 21-08-2020, 11:37 AM
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Star – A Haiku

Midnight in my yard
A myriad stars twinkle
In my telescope

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Old 21-08-2020, 02:06 PM
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There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who bought a quite large photon bucket.
At its very first light,
Clouds covered the night.
“This is a joke”, he said. “F*** it”.
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Old 21-08-2020, 02:27 PM
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A little before James Cook was dispatched to observe the transit of Venus, and while he was at it, see if he could find Australia. A pair of Englishmen sailed to Philadelphia to survey what was to be called the Mason-Dixon line...having no clue that their seminal work would effectively be used to divide the North and South during the American civil war.

Mark Knopfler wrote a song about Mason and Dixon's epic survey....and while not strictly poetry...the lyrics have a delightful Astronomical theme:

I am Jeremiah Dixon
I am a Geordie Boy
A glass of wine with you, sir
And the ladies I'll enjoy
All Durham and Northumberland
Is measured up by my own hand
It was my fate from birth
To make my mark upon the earth

He calls me Charlie Mason
A stargazer am I
It seems that I was born
To chart the evening sky
They'd cut me out for baking bread
But I had other dreams instead
This baker's boy from the west country
Would join the Royal Society

Now you're a good surveyor, Dixon
But I swear you'll make me mad
The West will kill us both
You gullible Geordie lad
You talk of liberty
How can America be free
A Geordie and a baker's boy
In the forest of the Iroquois

Now hold your head up, Mason
See America lies there
The morning tide has raised
The capes of Delaware
Come up and feel the sun
A new morning is begun
Another day will make it clear
Why your stars should guide us here....
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Old 21-08-2020, 02:45 PM
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The Lost Telescope

I cannot find my ‘scope
Did you take it in the night?
I know you didn’t like it
But that doesn’t make it right

I loved that little telescope
I got the thing for free
It was great at viewing DSOs
But not for planet’ry

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Old 21-08-2020, 06:32 PM
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Very funny. Really telegraphs the punchline that one. I suppose that is what a limerick does. Is a limerick poetry?

Some would disagree but I like it. I like all of them really.

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There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who bought a quite large photon bucket.
At its very first light,
Clouds covered the night.
“This is a joke”, he said. “F*** it”.
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Old 22-08-2020, 10:33 AM
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There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who bought a quite large photon bucket.
At its very first light,
Clouds covered the night.
“This is a joke”, he said. “F*** it”.
Two thumbs up from me!



(You can never go wrong with any song / poem / Limerick which mentions "Nantucket"!)
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Old 30-08-2020, 07:19 PM
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There was a man from Mars
Who like to play with cars
In Elon Musk he put his trust

When will his Starman make it to Mars
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Old 01-09-2020, 07:28 AM
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With my Heart pounding -
Tonight's sky's are astounding.
But, I must leave, with sorrow.
As it is work, tomorrow.
I shall be back soon.
Maybe with the first New Moon.
Till then my Astro. Mate - Guys
Keep your eyes to the sky's.
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Old 01-09-2020, 08:46 AM
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There was once a singing lawyer around Sydney who sang in cafes about catching the ferry to work which mentions the same rhyme. I agree . Nantucket gets my vote every time.

Let’s sing and be merry
On the rose bay ferry
If we run about of fuel we will row ho ho

Well it’s off to Nantucket
Better get a bucket
As it’s choppy on the open sea.






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