Riddle ......

[FlashDrive (Poppy)]

When is a door not a door?
Col.

[chrisp9au (Chris)]

Christmas cracker stuff hey?

When it's a jar

[FlashDrive (Poppy)]

Originally Posted by chrisp9au

Christmas cracker stuff hey?

When it's a jar

Onya Chris ..... we have a Winner ......

[chrisp9au (Chris)]

[raymo]

I remember hearing that one in about 1945.
raymo

[DarkArts]

Originally Posted by raymo

I remember hearing that one in about 1945.
raymo

Speaking of very old jokes, that reminds me ...

Two old army buddies in a home are chatting late one evening about days gone by. One turns to the other and says, "I do miss women. When was the last time you had sex?". "Oh, that would have been about 1945", says the other. "Really", says the first, "that long ago?" "Oh, I don't know", says the other, "it's only 2130 now".

[FlashDrive (Poppy)]

A farther mosquito was out with his son mosquito who was flying for the very first time.

Father mosquito says to his son ...well how did you like your first flight.

Son replies ...It was great dad . everybody was ' clapping '

[RB (Andrew)]

WIFE: You're shirtless?
ME: Yep.
WIFE: And you're covered in...... cooking oil?
ME: Yep. You keep saying I never glisten.
WIFE: Listen. You never listen.

[chrisp9au (Chris)]

Wife: I've got a bag of old clothes I'd like to donate.
Husband: Just throw it in the rubbish, so much easier.
Wife: But there are poor starving people who could really use these clothes.
Husband: Honey, anyone who can fit in your clothes is not starving.

Husband is recovering in hospital.