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03-07-2005, 02:32 PM
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sausagemaker to the stars
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Joke thread?
Can we have a Joke thread please, clean ones of course, Astronomy jokes preferred.
There are some funny guys out there,
There are more Mick's on this forum than a bus load of Irishmen.
Mike. (Mick) LOL
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03-07-2005, 03:39 PM
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Well umm considering we cant have rascism, sexism or any other 'ism' on the forum, it makes it hard to come up with suitable jokes. Its dangerous ground.
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03-07-2005, 03:42 PM
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down in their tent for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend awake.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Holmes questioned. Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe Saturn is in Leo. Logically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
"Is that all?" Holmes asked. "Yes," Watson replied. "Why, am I missing something?" Holmes was quiet for a moment, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen the tent!"
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03-07-2005, 03:43 PM
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Hapkido = Pain
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we tried this one before lol
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03-07-2005, 04:06 PM
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Planet photographer
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I can think of some beauties! But their all 'ism'
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03-07-2005, 04:21 PM
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Well I thought Geoff's joke was funny , but then again I am a nut !
Louie 
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03-07-2005, 04:28 PM
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Planet photographer
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Yes, sorry Geoff! It was indeed funny, well done! Racking my brain trying to come up with one that has no 'ism' in it..
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03-07-2005, 04:35 PM
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Planet photographer
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After eating his first meal on the moon, the astronaut reported "the meal was good, but the setting lacked atmosphere
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03-07-2005, 05:10 PM
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Hapkido = Pain
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In the middle of a riot last night a soccer game broke out...
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03-07-2005, 08:35 PM
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i like lookin at stuff.
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when ever i tell anyone who isn't into astronomy about how i'm into astronomy i will always get a Uranus joke.
Always.
el 
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03-07-2005, 08:38 PM
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i like lookin at stuff.
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ps.
why are giraffes necks so long?
cause their heads are so high in the air.
el
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03-07-2005, 09:48 PM
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Astrolounge
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a polar bear walks into a bar and says to the barman l'll have a scotch and ah, um, ah, coke, the barman says why the big pause, and the polar bear says my dad had them and my mum had them.
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03-07-2005, 09:51 PM
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Retired, damn no pension
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03-07-2005, 09:54 PM
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Two atoms bump into each other. One says 'I think I lost an electron!' The other asks, 'Are you sure?', to which the first replies, 'I'm positive.'
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03-07-2005, 09:57 PM
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A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender, 'How much for a beer?' The bartender looks at him, and says 'For you, no charge.'
Sorry that's the last one
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03-07-2005, 10:17 PM
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Someone please save this thread 
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03-07-2005, 10:21 PM
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Astrolounge
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do l detect a bit of polar bearism?
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03-07-2005, 10:22 PM
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6EQUJ5
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03-07-2005, 10:36 PM
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Hapkido = Pain
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Did you hear about the alien with 5 legs?
His space suit fit him like a glove
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03-07-2005, 11:28 PM
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i like lookin at stuff.
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why did the kid fall off his bike.
someone threw a fridge at him.
el
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