The humble Bunnings Sausage

[Wavytone]

Originally Posted by rrussell1962

Fact, fiction or simply absurd?

Well.. if you think that’s absurd, some years ago I worked for a company where someone claimed a WHS injury regarding an infected finger via cut allegedly received from toilet paper. The insurer demanded to know what the company was doing to ensure it doesn’t happen again.

The result was notices plastered on all toilet doors advising the correct use of toilet paper, complete with graphics - I kid you not.

Nanny-state lawyering gone mad.

[RB (Andrew)]

Originally Posted by Wavytone

Well.. if you think that’s absurd, some years ago I worked for a company where someone claimed a WHS injury regarding an infected finger via cut allegedly received from toilet paper. The insurer demanded to know what the company was doing to ensure it doesn’t happen again.

The result was notices plastered on all toilet doors advising the correct use of toilet paper, complete with graphics - I kid you not.

Nanny-state lawyering gone mad.

Hence the introduction of the Bidet.

[multiweb (Marc)]

Originally Posted by RB

Hence the introduction of the Bidet.

That's just there so the dog doesn't drink in the toilets. Nobody ever uses that contraption of evil. That's where they send the naughty kids to wash their feet if they don't behave.

[hotspur (Chris)]

Just another example of window dressing to keep the masses dumb.When China takes over Australia we will all be made into sausages.

[AstralTraveller (David)]

Originally Posted by RB

Hence the introduction of the Bidet.

Ooh now that is risky. All that pressurised water in untrained hands. Why, someone could wind up deaf -- if they confuse ear holes and the other kind.







[I know - posters with graphics.]

[AstralTraveller (David)]

Originally Posted by hotspur

Just another example of window dressing to keep the masses dumb.When China takes over Australia we will all be made into sausages.

Mine would have to come with a health warning.

[N1 (Mirko)]

Thank you Universe for this stellar thread on my fav astro site

[PCH (Paul)]

Originally Posted by N1

Thank you Universe for this stellar thread on my fav astro site

Thankfully, reading it is not compulsory 😘

[multiweb (Marc)]

Originally Posted by N1

Thank you Universe for this stellar thread on my fav astro site

Dunnies, dunners ... potato, patata

[RB (Andrew)]

Originally Posted by multiweb

Dunnies, dunners ... potato, patata

If you peel back the layers to this thread you'll find that there's more to it.
That's when you get to the heart of the matter and it brings a tear to your eye.

Its a slippery slop Marc.

[LewisM]

Mirko is just jealous because in NZ, hangis outside Bunnings were banned 20 years ago because of the risk of roasting humans.

[RB (Andrew)]

Originally Posted by LewisM

Mirko is just jealous because in NZ, hangis outside Bunnings were banned 20 years ago because of the risk of roasting humans.

Annnnddd of course Lewis has to turn it into a joke....

[LewisM]

Is your funny bone desensitised again?

[multiweb (Marc)]

Originally Posted by RB

If you peel back the layers to this thread you'll find that there's more to it.

Like a French onion.

[LewisM]

A green shallot

[csb (Craig)]

I couldn't believe the hooha that the news media were trying to cause with this story.

And very interesting to see it even got picked up in IIS. Finger on the pulse!