A kayaker, a seal and an octopus walk into a bar ...

DarkArts · #1 27-09-2018, 02:34 PM

There's a great story in the news today about a seal throwing an octopus at a kayaker .... no, that's not made up. Check out the video:

Seal slaps kayaker in the face with an octopus in New Zealand

Funny as!

But this also introduces the world to a whole new batch of insults. Here's one:

"Get out of here, before I slap you with an octopus."

alan meehan (Alan) · #2 27-09-2018, 10:42 PM

damn big octopus as well

Andy01 (Andy) · #3 27-09-2018, 11:42 PM

Quit ky-Yakking or this Sucker will Seal your fate!

ZeroID (Brent) · #4 28-09-2018, 02:07 PM

Hold my Octopus ..

silv (Annette) · #5 28-09-2018, 04:56 PM

wow!
Seal and octopus were working hand in hand, or tentacle in snout, at a sinister plot to strike back at mankind. Octy had convinced Seal to throw him out of the water at the man's neck so he can be tentrangled.

frenchbluehour (Nicole) · #6 04-10-2018, 07:00 PM

This is awesome... "Take that, sucker!"