I asked my wife to guard the scope in the driveway the other night, as I had to attend to the call of nature urgently. Came back and she had her arms crossed, so I knew something was awry...
She asked how many telescopes I have...
4 dear, as always, 'cept that one in the BIG box is sold, and the little one too.
She then proceeds to remind me where and when each was obtained, but I counter that, saying this was traded for that, and that sold to get that etc.
She gave me that look, and went inside. I know she's not convinced. I am a poor liar.
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