The Phantom Menace ... That was the day I no longer acknowledged being a Star Wars fan.
Spaceballs.
Police Academy 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ... Why did they keeping making them? Why do they keep showing them? They put them on TV to taunt me, I tell you.
Invaders from Mars (the 80's version).
Showgirls ...
She talked me into watching it, I swear.