apples now theres one , I walked up to the bar and asked the publicans wife what apple cider they had as a I couldn't quite see into the fridge behind the bar because someone was getting a couple of beers out.
She looked at me blankly and said we don't sell apple cider ,fair enough I said , then the fridge was clear again and theres the 3 types of strongbow right there , lots of them , I said yes you do I'll have a dry strongbow thanks ,she looked confused and said strongbow isn't apple cider to which I said what is it then ,She became quite cranky when she couldn't think of an answer and growled its "strongbow",I didn't show her whats right on front of the label
