Meh - a barge. You might get wonky star trailing though....PHD probably couldn't guide them out
Darkest I remember in the region was between Kilkivan and Tansey. Rather dark, especially after the meet-your-own-butt twisting road up the range. About an hour out of Gympie.
Our family property out at Moonford (about 25km out of Monto) is DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ARK. I mean DARK DARK. And so silent you can hear people talking a km away. But that's a long drive.